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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 21 2017 @ 12:40 PM
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Oh look, sammiches, sammiches!




posted on Apr, 21 2017 @ 01:04 PM
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a reply to: Night Star




posted on Apr, 21 2017 @ 01:53 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

HA! Cheers!




posted on Apr, 21 2017 @ 07:10 PM
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Life Hack Pro Tip #26

To stop yourself from over-eating, drink as much whiskey as you can before each meal.






posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 05:48 AM
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Aww, how sweet...everybody's sleeping. *covers them with blankets and closes door*

Suddenly, the Mission Impossible theme is playing.
Jacy rips off her gown to reveal a super-cool spy costume (thanks pixies) and briefly flexes before ninja jumping to the bottom of the basement stairs.
*brushes hair out of eyes*

She uses a hair-pin to pick the lock and then one by one, frees the hostages.
As they sneak carefully up the staircase she throws down a spy-bomb (thanks dragons) and they escape in the taxi waiting outside the man-cave.

"To The Shed!!" jacy tells the driver, and tires screeching...they ride off towards freedom.
The end.

edit on 22-4-2017 by jacygirl because: spelling



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 07:10 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
She uses a hair-pin to pick the lock and then one by one, frees the hostages.


Did you happen to notice they were all lobotomized?

I mean for some of them it was an improvement, but still.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 07:20 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Really? I thought it was just the chloroform wearing off.

I'm having a hard time getting the tracking devices off though.
It helps that they're sitting so still.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 07:23 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
I'm having a hard time getting the tracking devices off though.
It helps that they're sitting so still.


You need to dig them out from the back of their necks.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 07:28 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh crap. I thought those ankle shackles were like those house arrest ankle bracelets.

(It's fine, I doubt they'll be wandering away anytime soon.)



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 07:55 AM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Bahaha! I'll do the eye exercises, but I refuse to twerk. It would look like a giant bowl of jello and people would come running after me with spoons. Tonight my spell corrector thingy does not like the word 'Bahaha'. It should be a word. I think we should protest. It also does not like the word jello. It gives me the option of Jell or jelly. I mean really? jelly? Who would eat a bowl of jelly? DB, don't answer that! Then again, who would eat jello anyway unless they are forced to?



I am sure there are people who would eat a bowlful of MY jelly...
it's homemade!One ATS member even got a jar of my applebutter.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 08:00 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

The worse nightmare would be a visit to Augustus' room followed by
an invitation to dinner.sammiches...drink up boy!



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 08:05 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
One ATS member even got a jar of my applebutter.


Looks like we will need to hold a memorial service shortly.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nice try,but that member got the applebutter about 6 years ago.
Now that you mention it she doesn't post much anymore...hum!



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 08:16 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Now that you mention it she doesn't post much anymore...hum!


Kind of hard when you died from botulism.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Again another nice try but...I know how to home can jellies, preserves
and butters! I am not a mad scientist concocting some deadly potion.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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Computer viruses are robotulism.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 08:32 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
...I know how to home can jellies...


Is that how you refer to your guests too? We have so much in common.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nice try,but that member got the applebutter about 6 years ago.
Now that you mention it she doesn't post much anymore...hum!


I wouldn't worry too much.

Eating unknown substances in leaky mason jars, that arrive in the mail from anonymous people on the Internet...is almost always a good idea.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Almost as fun as opening emails from your uncle Ngonogondo from Nigeria.



posted on Apr, 22 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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Make mama some coffee and toast.



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