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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
I finally got hold of the handbook and a spleen is NOT considered payment for union dues.
Give it back.


I ated it.




posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
I finally got hold of the handbook and a spleen is NOT considered payment for union dues.
Give it back.


I ated it.


I wondered where the fava beans and chianti had gone to.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 10:15 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Skid Mark

They can be such demanding people, 'This is not how I pictured my fairytale romance!'.



Yup.
It's all 'Last Scene of Officer And A Gentleman for them...until you throw them in the back of the windowless van.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 10:18 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Happy Easter to you too.

We're all already gathered around the table dipping live baby bunnies in hot fudge.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 10:21 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's all 'Last Scene of Officer And A Gentleman for them...until you throw them in the back of the windowless van.


Ah, yes, the good ole Family Truckster. Did you notice it hasn't been to the car wash in yeas?



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 10:23 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's all 'Last Scene of Officer And A Gentleman for them...until you throw them in the back of the windowless van.


Ah, yes, the good ole Family Truckster. Did you notice it hasn't been to the car wash in yeas?


Judging by all the 'HELP ME' messages scrawled in the dirt on the side, you have a point.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 10:48 AM
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Happy Easter crazy people! I see they let you out of the mental institution for a while. I hope you don't cause too much damage.




posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

And a happy Fertility Day to you too!



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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Quick Easter question:

Are you supposed to boil the eggs AFTER they come out of the chicken?



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 11:04 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Quick Easter question:

Are you supposed to boil the eggs AFTER they come out of the chicken?


Isn't that how you make 'egg drop soup'?



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Quick Easter question:

Are you supposed to boil the eggs AFTER they come out of the chicken?


Isn't that how you make 'egg drop soup'?


I don't really know. I haven't eaten Chinese in ages...

The little devils are just too darn smart to step in my traps.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 01:35 PM
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I had a carload of old folks on my way to their church when I paused and pulled over to the side of the road.

One asked if anything was wrong, I said, "Who wants to hit a bar and get liquored instead!"






They were still laughing when I unloaded them.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 01:46 PM
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I arrived, I laughed, I starred and now I'll find my out. Oh God, there's no doors in here. Why are there no doors in here? And why is the rum gone?




posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star

Why are there no doors in here?



"Pssst. Kick out a tail light!"



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 03:32 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl


Oh yeah. Doh! Wait...why am I hearing Jacy's voice? Now I'm hearing voices.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 03:37 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: jacygirl


Oh yeah. Doh! Wait...why am I hearing Jacy's voice? Now I'm hearing voices.



I'm over here! (I know, it's so dark...)
Wait, are you in the van or the car trunk? If you can feel shag carpet you're in the van.
Just open the back door and roll out.
Cowboy is still dropping those elderly church-goers off...he won't notice!



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 03:42 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Rolls out of the van. OW! You didn't tell me it was still moving! Now I have road rash.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 03:44 PM
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I left the door open and now there is an elderly gentleman rolling down the street in his wheelchair. Hope his breaks work.



posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 03:52 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: jacygirl

Rolls out of the van. OW! You didn't tell me it was still moving! Now I have road rash.



Be right there!




posted on Apr, 16 2017 @ 04:00 PM
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