You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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Happy April Fools Day, man-cave residents!

a reply to: IAMTAT

"Street pooping will end the Civil War."
-Abraham Lincoln

a reply to: jacygirl

Hauppy Apriul Fooul's Dauy Caunadian Womaun!

originally posted by: jacygirl
Happy April Fools Day, man-cave residents!

Where the eff are the sammiches?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

"Street pooping will end the Civil War."
-Abraham Lincoln

I just want to give a little something back to the community.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I give to my town by picking up litter and helping roads stay clean and safe.

The court calls it "community service" because I like to start fires, but I call it caring from the heart.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I will make your sammies for you so stop twisting my arm.
Here are your choices...
1.Tuna
2.Ham and cheese
3.Peanut butter and jelly
4.Bacon and fried egg
5.BLT
6.Grilled cheese
7.Cheese burger
8.Hamburger
9.Reuben
10.Patty melt
11.Chicken salad
12.Roast beef

a reply to: mamabeth

Yes.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Which one do you want? I am not making ALL of them
for you.

a reply to: mamabeth

You damn sure are, now get going.

If a thread could be roadkill, this one would be it.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

If a thread could be roadkill, this one would be it.

As long as it's relatively fresh I would eat that too.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Status: Fly blown.

How is everyones weekend panning out?
I am really excited to be home and doing nothing other than eating french pastries and watching tv.

woot!

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Going to a Speakeasy Party tonight so I get to bust out my pinstriped suit and fedora.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'm busy fighting crime, battling injustice, defending the Constitution, but I might get a manni-peddi also.

Depends on my mood.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

misread your post. I thought you wrote speedway!
speakeasy!
good fun, post video of you doing the charleston

a reply to: DBCowboy

Get real... You do the mani pedis, not get them.
The last time you gave me a pedicure I ended yup with a plantar wart.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
good fun, post video of you doing the charleston

Who is this 'Charleston' person you want me to do?

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

Get real... You do the mani pedis, not get them.

True. But I'm an illegal alien so I don't have a choice, my parents told me they bought me in Mexico.

The last time you gave me a pedicure I ended yup with a plantar wart.

No hablo engles.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Listen to me very carefully....YOU are NOT my husband!
YOU don't tell mama what to do! I tell you what to do!
Do we have an understanding now?