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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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Oops, too late!


Happy April Fools Day, man-cave residents!




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

"Street pooping will end the Civil War."
-Abraham Lincoln



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:40 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Hauppy Apriul Fooul's Dauy Caunadian Womaun!



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:40 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Happy April Fools Day, man-cave residents!


Where the eff are the sammiches?



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:40 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

"Street pooping will end the Civil War."
-Abraham Lincoln


I just want to give a little something back to the community.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:44 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I give to my town by picking up litter and helping roads stay clean and safe.

The court calls it "community service" because I like to start fires, but I call it caring from the heart.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I will make your sammies for you so stop twisting my arm.
Here are your choices...
1.Tuna
2.Ham and cheese
3.Peanut butter and jelly
4.Bacon and fried egg
5.BLT
6.Grilled cheese
7.Cheese burger
8.Hamburger
9.Reuben
10.Patty melt
11.Chicken salad
12.Roast beef



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:33 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Yes.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:35 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Which one do you want? I am not making ALL of them
for you.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:37 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

You damn sure are, now get going.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:37 AM
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If a thread could be roadkill, this one would be it.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:38 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

If a thread could be roadkill, this one would be it.


As long as it's relatively fresh I would eat that too.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:41 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Status: Fly blown.

How is everyones weekend panning out?
I am really excited to be home and doing nothing other than eating french pastries and watching tv.

woot!



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:44 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Going to a Speakeasy Party tonight so I get to bust out my pinstriped suit and fedora.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:44 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'm busy fighting crime, battling injustice, defending the Constitution, but I might get a manni-peddi also.

Depends on my mood.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:46 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

misread your post. I thought you wrote speedway!
speakeasy!
good fun, post video of you doing the charleston



edit on 1-4-2017 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Get real... You do the mani pedis, not get them.
The last time you gave me a pedicure I ended yup with a plantar wart.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:58 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
good fun, post video of you doing the charleston


Who is this 'Charleston' person you want me to do?



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:01 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

Get real... You do the mani pedis, not get them.


True. But I'm an illegal alien so I don't have a choice, my parents told me they bought me in Mexico.



The last time you gave me a pedicure I ended yup with a plantar wart.


No hablo engles.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Listen to me very carefully....YOU are NOT my husband!
YOU don't tell mama what to do! I tell you what to do!
Do we have an understanding now?




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