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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 3 2017 @ 06:24 PM
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One little alien,
I guess it's drawing near,

The idiots enjoy their drinks.

We have nothing to fear.





posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 10:24 AM
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I have decided to abstain from pickles.

That is all



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 10:25 AM
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a reply to: In4ormant

Where?



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 10:33 AM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
I have decided to abstain from pickles.

That is all


No more 'Gherkin Off'?



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 10:45 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That's the dill



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 10:46 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just too hard to retrieve. I'm not as spry a fellow as I once was.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 10:52 AM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just too hard to retrieve. I'm not as spry a fellow as I once was.


A serendipitous fact of nature, that pickles also give people explosive gas.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 11:30 AM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
I have decided to abstain from pickles.

That is all


That's not kosher.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 11:32 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: In4ormant
I have decided to abstain from pickles.

That is all


That's not kosher.


"NO CUKES!"



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 11:48 AM
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I've run out of puns, I guess I'm in a bit of a pickle.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 12:11 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've run out of puns, I guess I'm in a bit of a pickle.


That's unfortunate.
I don't relish being you.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 12:53 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've run out of puns, I guess I'm in a bit of a pickle.


That's unfortunate.
I don't relish being you.


In an i-dill world, we would have better puns.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 01:00 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've run out of puns, I guess I'm in a bit of a pickle.


That's unfortunate.
I don't relish being you.


In an i-dill world, we would have better puns.


LOL...That pun was a Vlassic!



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 01:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've run out of puns, I guess I'm in a bit of a pickle.


That's unfortunate.
I don't relish being you.


In an i-dill world, we would have better puns.


LOL...That pun was a Vlassic!


It was a brine-teaser.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've run out of puns, I guess I'm in a bit of a pickle.


That's unfortunate.
I don't relish being you.


In an i-dill world, we would have better puns.


LOL...That pun was a Vlassic!


It was a brine-teaser.


Hopefully, that mental stimulus will jar my pickle pun memory.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 01:35 PM
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posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 01:49 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT



Okay...Seeya...Don't accept any wooden pickles.






edit on 4-4-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)

edit on 4-4-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 03:13 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

You have caused me great shame.

I must do the "Dance of Atonement" to redeem myself.




posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
That reminds me, you left this at my house. I don't know why you brought it. It looked might weird hanging off your belt like that.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 03:30 PM
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NO....I'M sorry.
I feel like such a



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