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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm a vegetarian.

I don't love animals.

I just hate plants.


I take my pet cabbage to the vegetinarian.




posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 01:20 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm a vegetarian.

I don't love animals.

I just hate plants.


I take my pet cabbage to the vegetinarian.


Is that what your calling it now?



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm a vegetarian.

I don't love animals.

I just hate plants.


I take my pet cabbage to the vegetinarian.


Is that what your calling it now?


Okay!...so it's a Cabbage Patch Sex Doll!

THERE.

...HAPPY now?



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Shame, imagine how they mocked that poor Cabbage Patch kid when it sprouted.

Your daddy was a cucumber!

Don't cry - yet.
Mommy must first get the juice glass.

Vegetables have rotten lives.

You may be a chip of the old block,
And your favorite TV show is Mash,
But don't turn green with envy.

It was a bit of a fright,
But stay healthy,
And germinate,
Don't catch a blight.

And when a boy says "eeww",
He never loved you anyway
It's just a spot of mildew.
edit on 30-3-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 02:04 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nothin
What is the best hat to wear to a dentist appointment?


Depends, are you the dentist, the dental assistant, the patient or the random dude that is going to break in halfway through the root canal and murder them all?


That would be as a victim, err, patient.

Thanks for the valuable answers and opinions, and there is one more.

Dear Idiots:

Which drum is the drumiest?

Thanks in advance.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm a vegetarian.

I don't love animals.

I just hate plants.


I take my pet cabbage to the vegetinarian.


Is that what your calling it now?


Okay!...so it's a Cabbage Patch Sex Doll!

THERE.

...HAPPY now?


You're sexy when you're honest. Own that sh#t
edit on 30-3-2017 by In4ormant because: I kant spellerer wurds



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 03:42 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

*runs in to hug TAT*
TAT knows why.

*winks are exchanged*

*sprays air freshener and runs back out*



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 05:34 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nothin
What is the best hat to wear to a dentist appointment?


Depends, are you the dentist, the dental assistant, the patient or the random dude that is going to break in halfway through the root canal and murder them all?



Dear Idiots:

Which drum is the drumiest?

Thanks in advance.





posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 06:23 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin

Dear Idiots:

Which drum is the drumiest?

Thanks in advance.



That is an excellent question.

Philosophers have been debating that same question for centuries.

But I think the answer is very simple.

The buttocks of Eva Mendes.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 06:45 PM
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It's wine time b*tches!

Gonna beat my drum to Eva Mendes!

Wait....no. Gonna beat Eva Mendes like a drum!

No, that's not it......



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:19 PM
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a reply to: In4ormant

Nostradamus said, "Thus the beatings of thyne fanny drums of E. Mendes wilst thou herald thine 3 Idiots of thyne Apocalypse"



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: In4ormant

Nostradamus said, "Thus the beatings of thyne fanny drums of E. Mendes wilst thou herald thine 3 Idiots of thyne Apocalypse"


The guy from Scooby-Doo?



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:31 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: In4ormant

Nostradamus said, "Thus the beatings of thyne fanny drums of E. Mendes wilst thou herald thine 3 Idiots of thyne Apocalypse"


The guy from Scooby-Doo?


Yep.

Velma.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:37 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin
Dear Idiots:

Which drum is the drumiest?


Whichever one you ram DB's head through.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:39 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nothin
Dear Idiots:

Which drum is the drumiest?


Whichever one you ram DB's head through.


Like I said, Eva Mendes buttocks.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

And people question whether or not we ever agree.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:49 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

And people question whether or not we ever agree.



I don't think any reasonable person could ever disagree about Eva Mendes buttocks.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 07:50 PM
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Bottle 2

I feel some dickery welling up



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 08:20 PM
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a reply to: In4ormant

I'm too tired and beaten down by life to drink wine.


So I'm sticking to bourbon.




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