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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:08 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Listen to me very carefully....YOU are NOT my husband!
YOU don't tell mama what to do! I tell you what to do!
Do we have an understanding now?


I like when they have a sense of humor. Now make sure you don't put too much mustard or mayo on the sammies.




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Listen to me very carefully....YOU are NOT my husband!
YOU don't tell mama what to do! I tell you what to do!
Do we have an understanding now?


I like when they have a sense of humor. Now make sure you don't put too much mustard or mayo on the sammies.


They really ARE adorable when they think we care what they want.

Tell her to make sure it's the GOOD mustard. None of that domestic crap, like last time.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:38 PM
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Reminds me of a good joke.

Q: Why do wimmin fake orgasms?

A: Because they think we care! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

What kind of sammich is that?

Does it have bacon?

I like bacon.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:54 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

What kind of sammich is that?

Does it have bacon?

I like bacon.


Near as I can figure...orgasms are somehow directly related to sammiches.
Apparently, the more of the former SHE gets...the more of the latter I get.

It's the damndest thing.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:57 PM
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posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 12:57 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

You've solved the Sammich Paradox!

You're a genius! A regular Beareinstein!



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 02:19 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You've solved the Sammich Paradox!

You're a genius! A regular Beareinstein!


Thank you....really, thank you so much.

You've inspired me to extrapolate upon my research to deduce why eating really good sammiches induce orgasms.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 02:57 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Make your own sammies or starve.Do you really trust me to make your
sammies?



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:01 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I identify as Japanese radioactive monster now.

I think I can pull it off, I've seen 4 Godzilla movies.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

OK,I will make you a bacon sammich.Augustus has to make his own.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:12 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

YAY!

I shall now do the Sammich Dance.




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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Two pages of talk about making sammiches but no damn sammiches. Typical

I don't wanna hear about your labor pains just show me the baby.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Make your own sammies or starve.Do you really trust me to make your
sammies?


Of course I do, who do you think has the key to unchain you from the radiator?



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:32 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Hi Mama.


Hello Boy's.......

Just got back from my last ice fishing trip of the season.

Had some bait left over.

Anyone hungry for a sammich?




I make my own special sauce.

edit on 1-4-2017 by crappiekat because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: crappiekat

I will now do my dance of sadness.




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:35 PM
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originally posted by: crappiekat
a reply to: mamabeth

Hi Mama.


Hello Boy's.......

Just got back from my last ice fishing trip of the season.

Had some bait left over.

Anyone hungry for a sammich?




I make my own special sauce.


You been hitting the booger sugar again?



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Yea, I'm kinda sad too.

But!!

Open water soon.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:38 PM
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a reply to: In4ormant

Nayyyy.

Haven't touched that stuff in over 15 years.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 03:40 PM
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originally posted by: crappiekat
I make my own special sauce.


So do I.



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