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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 10:40 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I just don't want anyone to bring up the video of "3 Idiots And A Barrel".




posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 10:55 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I just don't want anyone to bring up the video of "3 Idiots And A Barrel".


Good times...good times.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 10:58 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The bunghole scene was well received.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 11:06 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

We were NOT wearing pig masks!



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 11:08 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, just out of curiosity , do you know the area code for Las Vegas? I need to call my umm...brother.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 11:24 PM
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a reply to: JinMI

70-. . . . . I mean, I don't know.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 05:40 AM
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Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 06:45 AM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?


Dear In4ormant,

10 out of 9 mental health professionals agree: It is perfectly natural and extremely sane for one to name one's scrotum...but ONLY if that name is 'Rosie O'Donnell'.

-3 Idiots



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 06:59 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I just don't want anyone to bring up the video of "3 Idiots And A Barrel".

The publicity stills were what sold me on that video.

Dashing!



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 06:59 AM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?


I just want to point out that scrotum is a made up word and that the scientific term is called, "Aunt Bee's Coin Purse".

But everything else is spot on!




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 07:09 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: In4ormant
Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?


Dear In4ormant,

10 out of 9 mental health professionals agree: It is perfectly natural and extremely sane for one to name one's scrotum...but ONLY if that name is 'Rosie O'Donnell'.

-3 Idiots


I was tempted to use that but the beard isn't long enough yet



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 07:16 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 07:21 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!


That's pretty good. How did they end up catching you?



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 07:28 AM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!


That's pretty good. How did they end up catching you?


Tasers.

And a very tasteful picture of Eva Mendes buttocks.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 07:44 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
We had a great run on Broadway.


I've actually run down Broadway.

I was chasing a hooker with a machete.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 07:52 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That answers the age old question, "How do you get to Broadway?"

Practice, practice, practice, with a machete.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:01 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Give her credit, she could run.


'Could' being the operative word.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Give her credit, she could run.


'Could' being the operative word.



I never give hookers credit.

Always cash.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:29 AM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!


That's pretty good. How did they end up catching you?


Personal issue.
I had to stop to poop in the street.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 08:34 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Give her credit, she could run.


'Could' being the operative word.



I never give hookers credit.

Always cash.


Smart.
You can always take the cash back out of their purse after they meet the machete.



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