You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: IAMTAT

I just don't want anyone to bring up the video of "3 Idiots And A Barrel".

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I just don't want anyone to bring up the video of "3 Idiots And A Barrel".

Good times...good times.

a reply to: DBCowboy

The bunghole scene was well received.

a reply to: JinMI

We were NOT wearing pig masks!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, just out of curiosity , do you know the area code for Las Vegas? I need to call my umm...brother.

a reply to: JinMI

70-. . . . . I mean, I don't know.

Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?

originally posted by: In4ormant
Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?

Dear In4ormant,

10 out of 9 mental health professionals agree: It is perfectly natural and extremely sane for one to name one's scrotum...but ONLY if that name is 'Rosie O'Donnell'.

-3 Idiots

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I just don't want anyone to bring up the video of "3 Idiots And A Barrel".

The publicity stills were what sold me on that video.

Dashing!

originally posted by: In4ormant
Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?

I just want to point out that scrotum is a made up word and that the scientific term is called, "Aunt Bee's Coin Purse".

But everything else is spot on!

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: In4ormant
Is it odd that I refer to my scrotum as my wizard gizzard?

Dear In4ormant,

10 out of 9 mental health professionals agree: It is perfectly natural and extremely sane for one to name one's scrotum...but ONLY if that name is 'Rosie O'Donnell'.

-3 Idiots

I was tempted to use that but the beard isn't long enough yet

a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!

That's pretty good. How did they end up catching you?

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!

That's pretty good. How did they end up catching you?

Tasers.

And a very tasteful picture of Eva Mendes buttocks.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
We had a great run on Broadway.

I've actually run down Broadway.

I was chasing a hooker with a machete.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That answers the age old question, "How do you get to Broadway?"

Practice, practice, practice, with a machete.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Give her credit, she could run.


'Could' being the operative word.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Give her credit, she could run.


'Could' being the operative word.

I never give hookers credit.

Always cash.

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TNMockingbird

We had a great run on Broadway.

We lasted almost 2 hours!

That's pretty good. How did they end up catching you?

Personal issue.
I had to stop to poop in the street.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Give her credit, she could run.


'Could' being the operative word.

I never give hookers credit.

Always cash.

Smart.
You can always take the cash back out of their purse after they meet the machete.