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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:04 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: In4ormant

I'm too tired and beaten down by life to drink wine.


So I'm sticking to bourbon.


We're just driving different cars to the same party




posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:11 PM
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a reply to: In4ormant

Oh crap.

I'm driving?

(be cool man, be cool)



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: In4ormant

Oh crap.

I'm driving?

(be cool man, be cool)



But ocifer, he's not hurting the gerbils



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:35 PM
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a reply to: In4ormant

GPS = Gerbil Positioning Satellites



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 12:50 PM
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I won't be alone for the rest of my life.


(my kids are never going to move out!)



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I won't be alone for the rest of my life.


(my kids are never going to move out!)


Rent out their rooms to a dozen itinerant Korean manicurists.

Best decision I ever made.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I am an itinerant Korean manicurist.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 06:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I am an itinerant Korean manicurist.




Awesome.
I might have an opening in my son's room soon.
Kim, Kim, Kim...and Kim really haven't recovered from the shipping container very well.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 06:06 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

You are a round eyed devil, but we treat you right, until we take over the world.


We learned math.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You are a round eyed devil, but we treat you right, until we take over the world.


We learned math.


That's nice.

I'm ready for my cuticle soak and heel scrape now.---CHOP! CHOP!



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 06:30 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Yes mister man. Sorry.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:08 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You are a round eyed devil, but we treat you right, until we take over the world.


We learned math.


That's nice.

I'm ready for my cuticle soak and heel scrape now.---CHOP! CHOP!


There is a curious lack of pets around your house



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:11 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

You are a round eyed devil, but we treat you right, until we take over the world.


We learned math.


That's nice.

I'm ready for my cuticle soak and heel scrape now.---CHOP! CHOP!


There is a curious lack of pets around your house


LIAR!

My freezer is FULL of them!

...Some of them pay extra for a hot breakfast.
edit on 31-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:30 PM
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You know it's not really Korean barbecue just because you put one on the grill.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:29 PM
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Am beginning to wonder why no one else is playing?
Surely we can all use some idiotic advice, every now and then.


Dear Idiots: Why is the mighty Potato so awesome?



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:42 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin
Am beginning to wonder why no one else is playing?
Surely we can all use some idiotic advice, every now and then.


Dear Idiots: Why is the mighty Potato so awesome?


Give me a few while I try to place Eva Mendes buttocks in the answer.

Sincerely,

Eva Mendes Buttocks



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Typing Eva Mendes Buttocks into the google to assist you with an answer. This could take awhile.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:58 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin

Dear Idiots: Why is the mighty Potato so awesome?


When your nickname is 'SPUD'...you'd damn well BETTER be awesome.
Otherwise, the other tater tots will pick on you.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 10:09 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

Typing Eva Mendes Buttocks into the google to assist you with an answer. This could take awhile.


BTW...be very careful not to accidentally Google 'Eva Menses'.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 10:37 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: DBCowboy

Typing Eva Mendes Buttocks into the google to assist you with an answer. This could take awhile.


BTW...be very careful not to accidentally Google 'Eva Menses'.



I'll just shorten it to v menses. Wish me luck!



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