You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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How does you surfing the web looking for silly pictures put a sandwich on the men folks plates?

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Hush. Men are posting.

originally posted by: imwilliam
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How does you surfing the web looking for silly pictures put a sandwich on the men folks plates?

Don't they realize that the only reason we let them even HAVE a computer is to surf for exciting new sammich recipes to make us?

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I must admit, by my experience women can make a better sandwich than any man (minus the extra mayonnaise).

I'm vegetarian (not vegan though), and flip women turn it into an art these days.

Forget about Nigella, or cucumber sandwiches.
They use the best bread with shavings of marrows, onions, radishes and carrots.
The best cheese.

Just to observe puts you in a trance.

Yeah brothers can chop things up and make a hunger-busting-bun-type-thingie.

But it's not the same.

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I ALWAYS take her first...THEN I tell her to make me a sammich.

originally posted by: halfoldman
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I must admit, by my experience women can make a better sandwich than any man (minus the extra mayonnaise).

I'm vegetarian (not vegan though), and flip women turn it into an art these days.

Forget about Nigella, or cucumber sandwiches.
They use the best bread with shavings of marrows, onions, radishes and carrots.
The best cheese.

Just to observe puts you in a trance.

Yeah brothers can chop things up and make a hunger-busting-bun-type-thingie.

But it's not the same.

Really???



I think you guys are perfectly capable of making your own sandwiches...

You don't need women to do that. We let you think that because it saves on the grocery bill...

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Exhibit B

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I think you guys are perfectly capable of making your own sandwiches...

ha
we can barely dress ourselves

you overestimate us

originally posted by: kibric
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I think you guys are perfectly capable of making your own sandwiches...

ha
we can barely dress ourselves

you overestimate us

Well you sure showed me! Ha.

No sammiches.

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originally posted by: JinMI
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That was lovely Sammich Porn!
TY for sharing.

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Sammich porn!

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By my experience yes, and cooking seems to have become somewhat competitive.

I know not only for women, also for men ... although they generally don't cook the same things.

But if I had a choice: Should a woman or a man make me a sandwich? I'd choose the woman.

It's just nicer.

Generally more thoughtful.
I think that's a good thing.

It's like the Chinese and banquets.

You need to throw a better supper party or function than the previous one.

Yeah, and often men may not interfere much.

Unless they're put to manual labor, like peeling potatoes.

Sigh - once my drill sergeant wore camo.
Now she wears a floral dress ...

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You could, and this is merely a suggestion, make your own sandwich if you are hungry rather than command the woman to do it?

Now, a woman may
Feel inclined to be generous and kind and make a sandwich for her partner, but not under the horrid duress of 1950's standards. No sandwiches for THAT kind of behavior. That's the main point.

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I never said command.

I just said if I had a choice, by my experience they make a nicer sandwich.

No, I don't want a sandwich on command.
By experience that comes with extra mayonnaise.

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"Wimmins have to take care of us menfolk because we are too busy being awesome to worry about feeding ourselves."
-Abraham Lincoln