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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
"We Don't Need Another Hero!"

...But there's always room for another Idiot.


DB always has room for another hero.

Hero sandwich that is.




posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only if I can have an outfit like Tina Turner.



I think your ONE MILLION YEARS B.C., Raquel Welch fur bikini would work just fine.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only if I can have an outfit like Tina Turner.



I think your ONE MILLION YEARS B.C., Raquel Welch fur bikini would work just fine.


I wore that to work yesterday.

PRO TIP #47 - Never dress that way when you're interviewing for new interns.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wore that to work yesterday.


I hope it came with a large stick to help chase away all the Casanovas.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wore that to work yesterday.


I hope it came with a large stick to help chase away all the Casanovas.


I'm not afraid to be sexy. It's a curse, but one I wear well.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:21 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

A heavy burden.


You, not the curse, obviously.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wore that to work yesterday.


I hope it came with a large stick to help chase away all the Casanovas.


I'm not afraid to be sexy. It's a curse, but one I wear well.


As long as you wear your 'Spanx'...you're lookin' good.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just sad that they don't make yoga pants in my size.




posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just sad that they don't make yoga pants in my size.





Have you looked into Yogi Bear pants?



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

No, but I did invent yogurt pants.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

No, but I did invent yogurt pants.



Yeah. That WAS unfortunate.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just sad that they don't make yoga pants in my size.


When they do, let me know. This way I can invest some money into that company's stock and retire the day you make your purchase. Those 10XL's will go for a mint.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

No, but I did invent yogurt pants.



More like cottage cheese pants...but you're on the right track



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just sad that they don't make yoga pants in my size.




Shine on you crazy diamond.





posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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a reply to: AboveBoard



Oh. I brought a new friend for you guys too! He's kinda quiet?

I found him lurking over by the UFO/aliens forum and invited him here... okay, more like he sort of followed me?
Haha. So... Yeah. You just hang with this guy for me, okay?

I told him I knew some guys that might just actually be from off-planet and so he's dying to meet you...




HEY! I never authorized release of that photo of me.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just sad that they don't make yoga pants in my size.




Shine on you crazy diamond.




He's been stuck in that position for the last three days.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:45 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just sad that they don't make yoga pants in my size.




Shine on you crazy diamond.





Oh my. . . what to say. . . what to say. . . .

That's how I eat chili.

or

That's the same pose when my boss does my evaluations.

or

They don't allow me in the dog park any more.

or

That's how I watch political debates.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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He's been stuck in that position for the last three days.


Ssh! I know...but it's given me a great place to keep the tv remote control.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Ah, yes, the old 'universal docking station'.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:58 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Ah, yes, the old 'universal docking station'.



(Whispers, "You're still my favourite donut holder though!")




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