You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots..., page 124

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:44 PM

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a reply to: DBCowboy

"I'm too damn busy running the country. Make me a sammich, Martha...and bring me my wooden teeth!"
-George Washington

DBCowboy

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:47 PM

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a reply to: IAMTAT

"My milkshakes bring the boys to the yard, hell yeah, they're better than yours."
-Gandhi

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:47 PM

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a reply to: IAMTAT

"We have nothing to fear but fear of no sammiches." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:48 PM

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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Er, ah, ask not what your husband can do for you, er, ah, ask if you can make your husband a sandwich." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

IAMTAT

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:51 PM

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"Ask not what your country can do for you...Ask whether I want Mayo or Miracle Whip on my sammich!"
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy

DBCowboy

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:51 PM

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"I can't make sammiches tonight, I'm having my pyramid."
-Cleopatra to Mark Anthony

DBCowboy

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:53 PM

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"But who will make the sammiches?"
-Jeanne d'Arc

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:53 PM

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"Mrs. Gorbachev, make me a sandwich!" - Ronald Wilson Reagan

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:54 PM

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a reply to: DBCowboy

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman's sammich, Monica Lewinsky, I ate it." - William Jefferson Clinton

edit on 23-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.

IAMTAT

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:55 PM

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"Make me another one of those bread and meat things woman!"
-The Earl of Sandwich

halfoldman

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:57 PM

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Buy Nola.
Your country's greatest disaster
Since Pepsi Cola.

Although it rhymes with the Enola Gay
The taste refuses to blow me away.

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:57 PM

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a reply to: IAMTAT

"Read my lips, make me a sammich." - George Herbert Walker Bush

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:00 PM

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"We will go to the moon in this deacde, and do the other things, while the wimmin remain on earth making sammiches." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy (again-friggin guy was genius)

DBCowboy

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:03 PM

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"Mecca me a sammich!"
-Allah

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:07 PM

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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Forgive them, O Lord, for the wimmin know not how to maketh a sammich." - J. Christ

IAMTAT

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:11 PM

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"Go Ahead!...Make...My...Sammich!"
-Dirty Harry

DBCowboy

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:13 PM

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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but I'm still waiting on the ####ing sandwich . . . . again."
-James Taylor

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:18 PM

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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Get back. Get back. Get back to where you once belonged and make me a mother f****** sammich." - The Beatles

DBCowboy

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:23 PM

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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"The sammich is both eaten and uneaten."
-Schrödinger's Lunch

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:27 PM

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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, like wimmin getting surprised that I'm pissed when they don't make me no damn sammiches." - A. Einstein