You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: DBCowboy

Of course never on wheat!

Served on 2 old dirty dish sponges I used to clean up the juice of fish and steak that dripped on the floor.
No ham, there is more than enough ham in this thread.

"I'll get you a sammich...and one for your little dog too!"
-Wicked Dingo Witch of The West

a reply to: zazzafrazz

"Put a shrimp sammich on the Barbie!"
-Common Australian saying.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm the Wicked Witch of OZ....not the west.
Fool.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will make a sandwich for you."
—Liam Neeson, Taken

"I'll say it again: if it should ever happen that one group of people eat another group of people. We should eat them both." -
Wandela.

a reply to: DBCowboy

lol!

Aww I do love you DB, even if you are depriving a village of an idiot somewhere...

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm the Wicked Witch of OZ....not the west.
Fool.

In Australia, when you are in the kitchen making your man a sammich, do you put the bread upside down since you're on the bottom of the planet?

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

lol!

Aww I do love you DB, even if you are depriving a village of an idiot somewhere...

That's why I have an intern.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Everything is topsy turvy down there, why even my man makes ME sammiches.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Yeah, too many carbs.

Just eat the salads and proteins.

Should one shake hands with women?

Ooh a big issue.

In Africa, I'd say generally no.

a reply to: halfoldman

Well, getting a lot of abuse ...

"Men are equal to women!"

But the custom is for men to shake.

Women have another way of greeting.

But generally we don't touch women, as men.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

you are a very handsome lady

a reply to: IAMTAT

Yes! That would be wonderful. Why not chocolate pudding?

a reply to: DBCowboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy
"Put a shrimp sammich on the Barbie!"
-Common Australian saying.

"That's not a sammich, that's a sammich!" - Australian Wimmin

"Gack, ugh, barf, what the hell is that!?" - American Men

"That's Marmite! Cheers!" - The Wimmin again

When Tom Cruise jumped the couch.

Never before has "hot" left us so "cold".

Oh my God, imagine him in the locker room guys ...
I love Katie, so you're all gonna get your asses towel-whipped.

Sometime people are surprising.

As soon as you understood the teaching, you need to confirm it by making a complete "twat" out of yourself.