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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:29 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"I really want a tuna sandwich."
-Aquaman




posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:30 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Sorry, Bruce, I'll go and make that sammich now." - Catwoman



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:31 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"I always make sure my man has sammiches."
-Wonder Woman



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:31 PM
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The first known US cookbook.

OK, inhale for this title.

I dare any brother to read it out without prior practise.

American Cookery, or the art of dressing viands, fish, poultry, and vegetables, and the best modes of making pastes, puffs, pies, tarts, puddings, custards, and preserves, and all kinds of cakes, from the imperial plum to plain cake: Adapted to this country, and all grades of life.

en.wikipedia.org...

Mmm - but some lady is making eyes at me.

Actually a surprisingly slender volume, but still used today.
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posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:32 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Clark, honey? Can I use my laser eyes to melt that grilled cheese for you?" - Supergirl



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:32 PM
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"Woman...go to the dumpster and get me a sammich!"
-Homeless guy living in a box behind Subway



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:35 PM
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"Oh the wonderful sammiches here,
Are unmade and makes me blue.
I'm almost out of my favorite beer,
. . . . . . . . . . .
Bitch get your ass in the kitchen and make me a ####ing sandwich!"
-Dr Seuss, the later years



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:41 PM
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"You forgot my sammich, trollop!"
-Jack The Ripper



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:44 PM
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"Space sammiches."
-The answer to the question, "Why are there women astronauts".



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:52 PM
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"I don't care HOW MANY people are waiting in line...Make MY sammich FIRST, you dumb Bit#h!"
-Ronald McDonald



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:11 PM
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When we still had statesmen.

Flight of the U2 incident (1960):


Eisenhower looked pained but stubborn, and Prime Minister Macmillan hopped over the British Embassy wall after announcing that he was off to a pub.


(Source: Illustrated History of 20th Century Conflict by Neil Grant. Hamlyn: 1992, P. 310.)

OK, screw you all.
I'm off to the pub!

Wait, this is the pub!
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posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:21 PM
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"I don't wait to be asked, I already have sammiches made."
-Real Women



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:26 PM
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"EAT ME!"
- A. Sandwich



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:29 PM
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she made a sandwich in mine."
-Humphrey Bogart



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:33 PM
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"There's no place like being in the kitchen making my man a sammich...There's no place like being in the kitchen making my man a sammich..."
-Dorothy, OZ



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:36 PM
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~~~Whispers quietly in the boys ears~~~

I have three knuckle sandwiches



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:39 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Rings a bell.

I saw some archeological program which claimed Jehovah had a wife.

Ashtaroth, or something.

She was a grain goddess and still made the sandwiches for the dudes.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:40 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

"But Dorothy, you've always been able to make sammiches."
-The Wizard, Oz



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:42 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Not on wheat bread, I don't like wheat bread.

Do they have bacon on them?



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:43 PM
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"Surrender Sammich!"
-Wicked Dingo Witch of The West



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