McDonalds Hiring Clones

McDonalds and many other fast food chains are hiring clones. These clones are manufactured in underground facilities in usually abandoned buildings. They are secured by military personnel who are clones themselves. On average clones dont last very long until they need to be swapped out by a look alike clone. Clones don't need to eat even though they do eat their nourishment comes from drinking fluids. Clones aren't consciously aware so they never seek to find answers which makes them very obedient to their masters. Each clone is served a handler who guides them on their life journey. All clones life journey are preplanned from the jobs they take, to who they marry and to the babies they conceive. Whole families are fabricated from the grandparents to the grandchildren. Most times it's a family member whose a handler not to raise red flags to us humans.

damn clones never get my order right :@

a reply to: Crunky

How do I know if I am a clone? I mean I do the 'nourishment through a straw' thing now, but are there any other giveaways?

Ahhh the skunk works.... where anything goes.

a reply to: robbeh

I hate how much tartar sauce clones put on a Filet-O-Fish Sandwich. When you take a bite, the tartar sauce squishes out and falls on your shirt and your lap.
There is just no reason to put that much on there.
Clones suck.

That's right clones.... I said that YOU SUCK!

Come at me clones!

There all Hispanic clones in New York and can't understand English, thusly you order is always disappointing a reply to: Crunky

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Crunky

How do I know if I am a clone? I mean I do the 'nourishment through a straw' thing now, but are there any other giveaways?

Oh, you're a clone, alright.
Don't you worry about the whether.

a reply to: Crunky

McBatMan Will save our mcnuggets from this foul McScheme

I assume this ties in with human cloning, Donald Marshall, Hollywood etc...?

It's still a bit "out there" for me to believe, though I give it some credibility (Tila Tequila, the Michael Jackson story -e.g. the pepsi fire) for tying things together.

Untill something more tangible or empirical comes along, I'll just stick to fantasizing about cloning Jennifer Lawrence for personal use.

Habba.

Seems strange, not the clone thing, but if McD's are using clones why would they swap them out when a clone is at the end of it's life expectancy.

You'd think they would just ground them up into patties. I mean think of the savings, shipping costs, decommission fees, disposal fees.

I wish McD's would take the negative environmental impact of the above more seriously and starting thinking green.

a reply to: Crunky
I think their burgers are clones also!

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: Crunky

McBatMan Will save our mcnuggets from this foul McScheme

I'm Lov'in It!! (insert giggle here)

a reply to: MisterSpock

You'd think they would just ground them up into patties.

I suspect that there are grinders in those underground facilities.

originally posted by: MisterSpock
Seems strange, not the clone thing, but if McD's are using clones why would they swap them out when a clone is at the end of it's life expectancy.

You'd think they would just ground them up into patties. ...................

................ and starting thinking green.

Thinking GREEN???

SOYLENT GREEN???????

TO FEED MAN!!! ITS A COOKBOOK!

a reply to: Crunky

Then you should come to McDonalds in Europe Crunks :



Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: MisterSpock

You'd think they would just ground them up into patties.

I suspect that there are grinders in those underground facilities.

Still would be more costs than on-site disposal.

Don't let Ronald catch you with Hungry Jacks!

I can no longer sit back and allow clone infiltration, clone indoctrination, clone subversion, and the international clone conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!

a reply to: MisterSpock

That's where they git ya...

The company that makes the patties is called 100% Beef...

Doesn't mean that's what's in them!

a reply to: Crunky

Crunky - just a quick note to say...

I love you, man.

Keep up the good work!!