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McDonalds Hiring Clones

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posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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a reply to: robbeh

I'm sure the copies just degrade and get dimmer as you go, the ones who forget the ketchup are copies of copies of copies no doubt. It does seem incredibly inefficient to me though; if each clone has a handler, why bother?




posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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Oops
edit on 9-2-2017 by redhorse because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Crunky

How do I know if I am a clone? I mean I do the 'nourishment through a straw' thing now, but are there any other giveaways?



If you can find your handler and murder him then you are free. Or maybe it's if you can get him to give you a sock. I get those confused.
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posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:48 AM
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originally posted by: redhorse
If you can find your handler and murder him then you are free.


Is that all? Sounds simple enough.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:51 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

:: Shocking Twist ::

The Handlers are clones TOO



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:53 AM
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It's like it's like Papa Songs in the Cloud Atlas.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

:: Shocking Twist ::

The Handlers are clones TOO


Wrong, the handlers are the clones, the clones are humans who have been convinced they are clones, and the guy running the show is actually his own father from a time travel paradox and his mother was a clone.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 10:59 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
:: Shocking Twist ::

The Handlers are clones TOO


Screw it, I'm just going to Wendy's.


(which was founded by a Mason)



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:11 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: dashen
:: Shocking Twist ::

The Handlers are clones TOO


Screw it, I'm just going to Wendy's.


(which was founded by a Mason)


Really?

I assume you're referring to Dave Thomas?

I used to *love* his commercials...and he always came across as both a genuine and kind person.

Most importantly - as a Mason, do you get any discounts? Wendy's is the only fast food I'll eat and I know a Mason or two, so if so, I'll bribe them to come with me next time.






posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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Classic ATS!



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:14 AM
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originally posted by: Riffrafter

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: dashen
:: Shocking Twist ::

The Handlers are clones TOO


Screw it, I'm just going to Wendy's.


(which was founded by a Mason)


Really?

I assume you're referring to Dave Thomas?

I used to *love* his commercials...and he always came across as both a genuine and kind person.

Most importantly - as a Mason, do you get any discounts? Wendy's is the only fast food I'll eat and I know a Mason or two, so if so, I'll bribe them to come with me next time.





He doesn't get a discount, he just gets to eat of the "special" menu. It features rare cuts of only the finest sacrificial victims.

Ausgustus strikes me as the 1/4 pound baby burger type of guy, I've heard the double virgin with cheese is the best.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:15 AM
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Does Crunky ever respond to his own posts?

WE NEED CONFIRMATION/FOLLOWUP!



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:17 AM
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originally posted by: corvuscorrax
Does Crunky ever respond to his own posts?

WE NEED CONFIRMATION/FOLLOWUP!


Probably will after lunch, probably went to micky d's for one of those new big macs.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: Crunky

I'm tempted to make a website for you so you can have something to link to when members ask you for a source.

You can be "here ya go" and it would just be another article written by you. You're like the good kind of fake news.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:21 AM
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a reply to: corvuscorrax

Rarely..he is mostly just here to entertain us.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:22 AM
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originally posted by: Riffrafter
Really?

I assume you're referring to Dave Thomas?


I am.


Most importantly - as a Mason, do you get any discounts?


I do. I just saunter in, throw a few signs and get all the kangaroo meat I can eat.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:26 AM
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a reply to: Crunky

Gees they must model the company after Scientology...



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:40 AM
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if i had to choose etween the current idiocy f merkin politics and this stuff - give me :

CRUNKY 2020

the 100% batcrap option



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:42 AM
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#clonelivesmatter



edit on 9 2 17 by robbeh because: if clones get there nourishment from liquids does that mean that alcoholic's are clones




posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 01:22 PM
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DONOADS!



The McChickenFoam is made from clones!

When I saw the thread title I knew it had to be Crunky at it again!
This is a good one though!




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