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McDonalds Hiring Clones

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posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 01:58 PM
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In order to really condition these clones to their jobs.
They put an audiochip in their head that plays

Mac Sabbath on Repeat





posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 02:00 PM
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Does this have anything to do with those ADVENT burgers I keep hearing about? I hear they're super juicy but no one can figure out what they're made of.

Maybe McDs is recycling the clones ...



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 02:09 PM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

:: Shocking Twist ::

The Handlers are clones TOO


Double Shocking Twist:

The handlers handlers are bionic super squirrels manufactured by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries on a martian colony.



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 02:09 PM
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edit on 9-2-2017 by SolAquarius because: HEY LOOK I CLONED THIS POST



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 02:10 PM
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edit on 9-2-2017 by SolAquarius because: ATTACK OF THE CLONED POSTS



posted on Feb, 9 2017 @ 11:53 PM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: MisterSpock




You'd think they would just ground them up into patties.

I suspect that there are grinders in those underground facilities.


In the future, not too distant either, I would imagine the grinders would be too costly to maintain... so I see a future where the expired clones simply wheel themselves out on a trolley..

"Evening Sir, Madam. May I take your order?"
"Uhh, can we see the menu?"
"You're looking at it Sir. May I offer you my thigh? I've been exercising and force feeding myself lots of grain for the past few months. I'm rather plump and juicy, if I do say so myself. Perhaps something off my shoulder?"



*Plagiarised from HHGTTG - I have no morals*



posted on Feb, 10 2017 @ 06:56 AM
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a reply to: Crunky

Maybe some of these liberal's should go to work there,give them an idea on how to start to take care of yourself,instead of relying on parents or some free handout,I see several post's from kids,mocking fast food workers,entry level jobs,maybe if they were to work would change their perspective,don't judge a person unless you have walked in his shoes



posted on Feb, 10 2017 @ 06:56 AM
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a reply to: Crunky

Maybe some of these liberal's should go to work there,give them an idea on how to start to take care of yourself,instead of relying on parents or some free handout,I see several post's from kids,mocking fast food workers,entry level jobs,maybe if they were to work would change their perspective,don't judge a person unless you have walked in his shoes



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:36 PM
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i think crunky has been silenced.
acct gone?

RIP buddy



posted on Feb, 12 2017 @ 05:01 AM
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a reply to: dashen

he is currently in the clone vat - there will be 10000 crunkys next week

ETA :

oh crap crunky has been banned


i know he must have borken the T&C and we is not supposed to discuss banned members

but dam you ATS - crunky brought much needed genuine insanity to offset all the political wingnuttery that infests ATS
edit on 12-2-2017 by ignorant_ape because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 12 2017 @ 07:29 AM
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I honestly couldn't tell the difference between their soy patties and beef ones... so where's the beef didn't matter; of course, the cheese ordeal at Burger King? I suppose is the price to pay for having it "your way".




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