Your Momma Jokes....

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posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 01:21 PM
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Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama."

Yo' mama so fat, she uses transport trucks as rollerskates!

Yo' mama so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them!

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves.

Yo' mama so fat, the president declared her the 51st state!

Yo' mama so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say 'Not by the hair on my 26 chins!'

Yo' mama so fat, when did the splits, she gave the road a hickey!




posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 01:58 PM
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Yo mama is so fat she came to a fork in the road and she stole it!



posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 01:12 PM
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...THERE IS A THREAD ABOUT HER IN ATS CRYPTOZOOLOGY SECTION



posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 01:18 PM
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that when she sat down Australia went into orbit!!!




posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 01:41 PM
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she changes partners more often than Nans changes avatars!



posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 01:47 PM
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Originally posted by Gazrok
she changes partners more often than Nans changes avatars!




posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 02:33 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.



posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 06:02 PM
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Your momma is so fat she gets free admission at sea world.
Your momma is so fat when she goes to Disney Land she gets a group discount.
Your momma is liek a hardware store 2 cents a screw.
Your momma is like a vauccum cleaner, she sucks and then gets laid in the closet.
Your momma is so white she went to her own wedding naked.
Your momma is like a door knnob, everyone gets a turn.
Your momma is like the library, she's open to the public.
You momma is like the subway, except not everyone had rode on the subway.
Your momma is so old, she farts dust.
When people have seen your momma, they know "What's eating Gilbert Grape"

-Ramensaurus



posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 06:47 PM
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your mama's so old, she could die of exhaustion from eating a peice of taffy
~*Whoop-Whoop*~



posted on Jun, 30 2003 @ 08:13 PM
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Great ones!



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 02:16 PM
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Yo mama's so fat the bitch puts mayonaisse on her aspirin!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind.

Yo moma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a road map she sees people lookin' up and waving!



posted on Jul, 1 2003 @ 03:40 PM
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Thanks, Gaz. I've heard a lot of 'em. One of my friends even has a book full of those types of jokes(your momma, your daddy, you sister, etc.)



posted on Jul, 24 2003 @ 04:12 PM
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...the only reason tha bytch wears panty hose is to keep her ankles warm!



posted on Jul, 24 2003 @ 04:29 PM
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.....so fat, it took an hour for the ripple to die down after I smacked her ass!



posted on Jul, 24 2003 @ 04:32 PM
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your mom's so fat, i had to slap a board to my @$$ and pray the coast guard could find me...



posted on Jul, 24 2003 @ 04:33 PM
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so fat - if fat were bricks -she'd be the projects.



posted on Jul, 25 2003 @ 07:54 AM
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....her shadow weighs more than me!



posted on Jul, 25 2003 @ 05:45 PM
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...fat, she hopscotches like this, "Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Texas...."

...ugly, her nickname is "...DAMN...!"

...bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom!

...nasty, she has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh...


...white, she cries milk and farts chalk!

...lips are so big, chpstick had to make a spray!

...fat, she went to a restaurant and after a minute of looking at the menu, she told the waiter, "OK I'll take it"

...pimpley her tears have to ride 4x4's down her face!

...fat, you had to lube her out of the tub to get her out!

...nasty, she could sell her SPIT to a sperm-bank!

...fat, she got a run in her blue jeans!

...skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

...skinny, she wears a belt w/ spandex.

...fat, she stepped on the scale and it read "to be continued..."





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