...fat, she hopscotches like this, "Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Texas...."
...ugly, her nickname is "...DAMN...!"
...bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom!
...nasty, she has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh...
...white, she cries milk and farts chalk!
...lips are so big, chpstick had to make a spray!
...fat, she went to a restaurant and after a minute of looking at the menu, she told the waiter, "OK I'll take it"
...pimpley her tears have to ride 4x4's down her face!
...fat, you had to lube her out of the tub to get her out!
...nasty, she could sell her SPIT to a sperm-bank!
...fat, she got a run in her blue jeans!
...skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
...skinny, she wears a belt w/ spandex.
...fat, she stepped on the scale and it read "to be continued..."