Your Momma Jokes....

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posted on Jun, 24 2003 @ 08:29 PM
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Ok, I know they're older than dirt...but I heard one today that cracked me up...

Your momma is so fat, she could sit on a rainbow and make Skittles!


So, what's everybody's best "Your Momma" joke?




posted on Jun, 24 2003 @ 08:30 PM
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Yo momma's so fat she irons her pants on the driveway
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow coat, people yell "TAXI"

Deep



posted on Jun, 24 2003 @ 08:33 PM
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Your Mom's butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milkdud.



posted on Jun, 24 2003 @ 08:33 PM
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some gangsters claim its actually Jo momma

ok here i go
your momma's so fat when she puts on a generation-x t-shirt a helicopter lands on her
*wut wut*



posted on Jun, 24 2003 @ 08:52 PM
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Ok here's a good one:

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."


[Edited on 25-6-2003 by Ocelot]



posted on Jun, 24 2003 @ 09:28 PM
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Great stuff...


Your momma is so fat, when your dad wants sex, he has to roll her around in flour, and look for the wet spot!



posted on Jun, 24 2003 @ 10:00 PM
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momma's so fat, she puts on a red shirt and the neighborhood kids say "hey, who are they!?"



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 01:35 AM
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Hmm, Eddie Murphy once said, "Your momma is so fat that when your dad is finished having sex with her, he has to roll three times to get off her."



regards
seekerof



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 02:23 AM
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Your momma so fat her belt size is the equator!



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 04:59 AM
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Sorry, fury, I do not understand that one about the red shirt. And no, I have nothing to contribute, I cannot remember any of the your mama jokes. Geez, they went around 20 years ago? I am an old fart.



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 06:31 AM
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Your momma is hulk.

Your momma got a glasse eye with a fish in it. (The Pharcyde)

Your momma smoke crack with insane clown posse.

When your momma go in a zoo, she need to ticket : One to enter and one to exit.

Youre momma look like Mickey Rooney !

You're momma is Georges W. BUSH !


You're mother is so fat that she have to pay double price in plane...

More to come...



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 08:50 AM
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when she comes into a room wearing a purple mu-mu, everyone yells "Hey, Kool-Aid!"



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 11:30 AM
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posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 11:36 AM
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Your momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Your momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 12:03 PM
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Just a few!!!

Your mama is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Your momma's breath smells so bad, people look foward to her farts.

Your momma is so fat that she would have been in E.T, but when she rode a bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse...



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by Freddie
Sorry, fury, I do not understand that one about the red shirt. And no, I have nothing to contribute, I cannot remember any of the your mama jokes. Geez, they went around 20 years ago? I am an old fart.



think gang mentality



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 12:16 PM
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Your momma is so loose its like throwing a hotdog down the hallway!



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 12:34 PM
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YO MAMA is soooo fat her school photo was taken by the Air Force!!



posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 12:42 PM
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Yo mama is so big she has her own zip code.

Yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.




posted on Jun, 25 2003 @ 01:01 PM
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She got a bumper sticker saying "Wide Load"!






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