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Guy Is Healed From Being Gay In Church And It's Party Time!!

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posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:59 PM
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And that is another reason why i have such disdain for religion. If anyone thinks that man isn't gay anymore, they will be shocked to find out the truth. Then all of the men running up to him to dance, and rejoice, and lay their hands on him and hold him close, and well, it just looks like a big group snuggle. Nothin wrong with that, but that man is still gay. No matter how badly they shame him. He knows he's still gay. Duh.

Plus the dancing? Ohhhh man, the dancing. Or foot stomping really. The many, many things i could dub over that footage. But i won't. I won't i won't i won't.

Whoever their musicians are, those cats can jam.

a reply to: Lysergic




posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:04 PM
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a reply to: theantediluvian




What the hell is the noise he makes after he says "WOMEN! WOMENWOMENWOMEN!" lol


I think it was due to him having to choke the words out



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:09 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Yeah right. I think this is all church propaganda to try to show their congregation that being gay is a choice, rather than being born that way.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:11 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




Does this mean he lost his decorating superpowers and is no longer fabulous?



The world has lost another potential hairdresser
*plays Taps*



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:28 PM
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I remember this, the saddest part is that people truly believe we can be "Cured", especially through being saved



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:28 PM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

Well you got to remember, he came in there as a gay.
But hes been cured!



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:31 PM
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originally posted by: tigertatzen
The world has lost another potential hairdresser
*plays Taps*


*weeps glitter tears*


There will be no g-ake tonight.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ok, i'm so going to try and make Gake a thing



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:56 PM
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WHAT. THE. F&%&!
WTF!

Okay, that was obviously satire.

Right!

Right?

Guys? Irony? Satire? Oh come on, NO ONE could take such a comedy for real!



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 02:58 PM
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a reply to: Woodcarver

Unless he was never gay to begin with.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:12 PM
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originally posted by: Darth_Prime
Ok, i'm so going to try and make Gake a thing


I already submitted a trademark.

My wife and I went over our neighbor's for a BBQ, the two women that live there thought it was funny that I brought gake for dessert. I told them that it was appropriate since with the 7 or so gay couples living near us (who were also invited) it is turning into a gayborhood.


ETA: I read recently that gayborhoods are good for home value so I will keep you posted on that as well.



edit on 14-7-2015 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Darth_Prime
Ok, i'm so going to try and make Gake a thing


I already submitted a trademark.

My wife and I went over our neighbor's for a BBQ, the two women that live there thought it was funny that I brought gake for dessert. I told them that it was appropriate since with the 7 or so gay couples living near us (and that were invited) it is turning into a gayborhood.




Goodness Gaycious...



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:16 PM
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i'm upset i didn't think of Gake before.. Ok.. can i have permission to use it than



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:27 PM
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a reply to: Darth_Prime

Of course, as long as you attribute it to some strange person you met online.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:28 PM
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Is that real?

I mean - not the situation - thats utter crap, but does that really happen in "churches" ?

If so, thats some surreal stuff right there - what on earth do they put in the water?



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:30 PM
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a reply to: neformore

Well, considering there are ones were they dance around with venomous snakes and others where they writhe on the floor speaking in tongues while 'Satan' escapes them this one is not too far off in the nuttiness department.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: neformore

Here's a good article about these kinds of "healing" services.

6 Tricks I Learned as a Faith Healer (for Scamming You)



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:35 PM
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originally posted by: neformore
Is that real?


I'm embarrassed to say that it probably is 100% real... And by now, the boy realizes he wasn't "cured" and probably thinks that God has cursed him with an attraction for men...

I can only say, "Let 'em eat gake!"

(that's hilarious, AM!!)



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: Benevolent Heretic
(that's hilarious, AM!!)


Feel free to spread it around, 'Let them eat gake!'.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 03:40 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Of Course


a reply to: Benevolent Heretic


Yaass Let them eat Gake!




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