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Guy Is Healed From Being Gay In Church And It's Party Time!!

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posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 12:53 PM
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Let's see, a man claiming that he came to get delivered, more.

He aint gay no mores, he's been delivereduh, he does not like men, he likes women women women hubalubhadaubhalhaskldja

Once he is done declaring his new found hetero status, dancing ensues.

Been a decade or so since I've been to a church, is this happening all the time?

I mean in all honesty I see it as propaganda and assume this guy was a plant, but what do I know?

Suppose I feel you need to put your hand up Benny Hinn style to cure away the gay.(joke)


Anyway, strangest crap I've seen today.
edit on 14-7-2015 by Lysergic because: bb code meltdown




posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 12:59 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Poor kid... Looks like a fun party, though!



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:08 PM
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Seems legit.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:10 PM
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a reply to: Benevolent Heretic

My fav part is the women, women, womenz huhjuslulbjhalhdlah


My life is pretty boring, nobody parades around me when I announce my loves for wimminz-hashahulululah
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posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:16 PM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
My fav part is the women, women, womenz huhjuslulbjhalhdlah


Same here, but I detected a shiver of revulsion as he said that, as if he'd seen a large dead bug splattered on his windshield.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:18 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Well, after he was "healed", he was dancing with a few other men.

Could be the spirit moved him, or it could be.........



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:21 PM
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What the hell is the noise he makes after he says "WOMEN! WOMENWOMENWOMEN!" lol



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:22 PM
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Does this mean he lost his decorating superpowers and is no longer fabulous?



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:22 PM
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Just Damn



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:23 PM
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It's a miracle...

Praise the Lord...Praise Jesus he got rid of the Gayness.







edit on 14-7-2015 by whyamIhere because: Had to add Gay icon



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:24 PM
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I'm an atheist, so really don't know what goes on in Church anymore.

However, let's just say I would NOT be surprised if this were a thing.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:25 PM
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I was going to go with his mouth is saying he loves women but his tie is saying otherwise.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian


I was going to go with his mouth is saying he loves women but his tie is saying otherwise.


Yeah, that is not the bow tie knot of some callused hand, hairy, muscle-bound and mole-filled back of a typical blue collar man.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:28 PM
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well christianity is the best way to cure gayness you know..




posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:29 PM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian
What the hell is the noise he makes after he says "WOMEN! WOMENWOMENWOMEN!" lol


Yeah, that one had me!


The random grunt/snort sounds heh.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: theantediluvian


I was going to go with his mouth is saying he loves women but his tie is saying otherwise.


Yeah, that is not the bow tie knot of some callused hand, hairy, muscle-bound and mole-filled back of a typical blue collar man.


I figured he was an 11th Dr Who fan :p



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:37 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic

Do it for me Jesus!!!.
Like the blues brothers isn't it.
Oh and yes he is still gay.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:45 PM
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I find these hilarious and same time very entertaining. I am sure this way you can sell the message to bigger masses but don´t know how pure are preachers own goals.

I like the rhythm




posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:49 PM
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Phew! Dodged a bullet there.Praise the lord.



posted on Jul, 14 2015 @ 01:53 PM
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Personally I think Rowan Atkinson said it best




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