posted on Oct, 12 2014 @ 06:17 PM
a reply to: TDawgRex
I have to confess, I have no idea what getting hit with scantily clad co-eds feels like, so I cannot comment on its benefits over the more
traditional blunt instruments that I have come across.
Don't worry that I feel as if I am missing out though! I am confident that I would have no idea what to do in that scenario, apart from bidding them
both to sit down, and giving the pair of them a bloody good talking to. I mean, what pair of supposedly attractive young persons, would seek to spend
their time with a curmudgeon before his time, such as myself?
They ought to be having fun, learning the art of mall guard tipping, exploring the benefits of using dry ice to wreck a public bathrooms plumbing
system, or prank calling the Ministry of Defence...or something, not hanging around with the nearly thirty year old, slightly hippy version of
Christopher (Doom...DOOOOOOM) Lee!
I would be quite unable to suspend either my disbelief, or indeed the feeling that I would be wasting their time, or indeed the time of any pair of
young ladies I might be assaulted with. For one thing, I like to concentrate all my efforts on a single task wherever possible, since things get done
properly that way in my experience. And also, I object morally to the idea of occupying the attention of more than one female at a time. I say I
object to the idea, rather obviously, because I have no idea how that scenario actually feels to be a part of!
edit on 12-10-2014 by TrueBrit