Give your BEST caption for this Obama photo-op

" Look I said to send the UN pouches of the good stuff to me not the UN Now we have to listen to Britney Spears"

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a ho?

And that's how the fight started.

You're number one!

If I can get you horny with ONE FINGER...imagine what I can do with all 10?

B*itches be trippin!

Why did the blonde get tackled by Secret Service?

"Barack let me tell YOU BUDDY, Michelle was AMAZING last night"

You've got something in your ear, lemme get that for ya.

"Come on baby...I'll sing you a little Al Green and we can get jiggy later..."

"You`re Kenyan!"
"I know..."

"I already told you on the phone, B, I am not sharin' my mexican stash with you no matter how strung out you are...!"

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Don't tell me you didn't do it. I caught you.

"ya got a little hummus on your lip, let me get that for you"

Originally posted by phantomjack
Lets try to keep within the T&C of the site and come up with the best caption for this tense moment between Jan Brewer (Governor of Arizona) and Obama:

"You promised! Just the Tip!"

"Get that finger outta my face before i have if indefinitely detained!"

say what? i was starin at your chin

You stay away from Steve Harper he's mine ...

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I want those illegal Mexicans out of my state now !
But come on baby i am up for election soon and need the Mecican vote .
Well you are at it , take your hand off my ass
Ah come on baby

Govenor Brewer: Obama, you got some splainin to do...

Obama: But I want to be in the Show.

Originally posted by phantomjack
Lets try to keep within the T&C of the site and come up with the best caption for this tense moment between Jan Brewer (Governor of Arizona) and Obama:

"You promised! Just the Tip!"

I said pull my FINGER!

Originally posted by phantomjack
Lets try to keep within the T&C of the site and come up with the best caption for this tense moment between Jan Brewer (Governor of Arizona) and Obama:

"You promised! Just the Tip!"

Jan: Show me exactly what you saw Monica do to Bill.

Brewer: You had better get your damn act together!
Obama: You look, and sound, like my mamma!

Originally posted by phantomjack
Lets try to keep within the T&C of the site and come up with the best caption for this tense moment between Jan Brewer (Governor of Arizona) and Obama:

Jan Brewer " You promised that I could give you a lap dance live on youtube presidential question time"
Obama " Sorry I was buying My wife some lamp shades for her head "

"Jan, Jan, I swear that's never happened before."

"Well it's not ok, Barack! It doesn't happen to lots of guys! If it does, they buy Cialis! The longer it takes the meaner I get"

Originally posted by phantomjack
Lets try to keep within the T&C of the site and come up with the best caption for this tense moment between Jan Brewer (Governor of Arizona) and Obama:

"You promised! Just the Tip!"

Are those chemtrails up there?

Never mind Jan... Move along, nothing to see here....