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Give your BEST caption for this Obama photo-op

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posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 07:33 AM
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Originally posted by phantomjack







'They told me you coud fix anything Mr. President. For the love of God, help me
fix my chin.'

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'Oi! No You Can't! I am not America. Get that slimy tentacle away from me,
before I ram this up your nose!'




posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 07:43 AM
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Its NOT normal! It doesn't happen to most guys! And it is a big deal!!!



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 07:45 AM
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I'd like to help you but I'm not a proctologist.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 07:54 AM
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reply to post by Sk8ergrl
 


"you promised not to f@#k up this country more than bush"



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 07:54 AM
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Not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive drought, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read a teleprompter... but look at you go!



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 08:05 AM
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Originally posted by phantomjack

"You promised! Just the Tip!"



hahahahaha, you win



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 08:21 AM
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Tomorrow is official "Hug a Retard Day", so don't spaz out like you did last year no one is trying to hurt you.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 08:24 AM
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you have a bit of food stuck in your teeth!



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 08:27 AM
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I've heard of the blind leading the blind, but in your case it's like the retard leading the retarded.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 09:03 AM
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I told you to stop with the fake chow, I want the real thing.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 09:48 AM
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Ron Paul is going to destroy you in November!


edit on 31-1-2012 by imawlinn because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 10:01 AM
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Obama:

C'mon toots my name is the Prez, besides what a lunatic would ride a 747 jet like this?



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 10:54 AM
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Jan Brewer: "I knew your grand mother. we hung out in Kenya"
Obama: "Move aside terrorist bitch"



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 11:30 AM
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Just curious. Are you as good as all the guys say you are?



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 11:39 AM
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I told you to stay away from my husband!



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 11:39 AM
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Wow. Five pages and not a single troller, argument, and nothing but a little fun.

See? We ALL can get along, no matter what our political affiliation.

Thank all of you for participating. I got a few good laughs for once while on ATS instead of the gloom and doom!

PJ



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 11:53 AM
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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 12:06 PM
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You're America's knight in shining armor?
More like a retard in tin foil.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 12:14 PM
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The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 12:18 PM
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I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song



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