Give your BEST caption for this Obama photo-op

Look here Mr B. if we are ever on Dancing with the Stars....let me lead, I am better at it!

I think you can stop blaming "the man" now.

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

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First time you've done this, you say? Well, I'm no expert on piercings but I don't think your tongue is supposed to turn that color. I'd suggest you have that looked at by a professional. Perhaps Dr. Paul could help. He's kind of an expert in that area.

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*Wow, you have a beautiful throat*.

" I'll tell everyone we are fighting over my book, just play along. We'll both get lots of votes out of it. "

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Pull my finger..quick!

Originally posted by phantomjack
Lets try to keep within the T&C of the site and come up with the best caption for this tense moment between Jan Brewer (Governor of Arizona) and Obama:

"You promised! Just the Tip!"

You MUST reduce my jungle fever, Mr. President!

"Next time, you need to bring Michelle. I love Oreos!"

Originally posted by phantomjack

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"but what of those sweet nothings you whispered to me last night?"

"Aww thats just what we call pillow talk baby"

"Ha! Just noticed that boil on your nose Barry!"

"Stop wiping the blood off your hands on my top"

"I'm your real mum"

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Jan: I am tellin' you... You are the MAN!! Say it with me.

Obama: Awwww shucks!!

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"Look... Uh... I know you and your ilk are stupid... incredibly so. And... I cave into morons like you a whole lot... But... not this time. Uh... I will not pull your finger. Go misread something."

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her: aaaa, I saw you lookin'

"would you care to see my wmd"


" listen, ive going to lose the next election, so how about we both go out in style, holding a group sex party, in the center of iran, before the bombs fall"

"can you imagine the papers, well be beyond the wildest dreams of the lil boys club clinton held"

"and what do you think your MOTHER would say about your disgusting behaviour? huh??"

"Don't make me sick my flying monkey's on you boy"

How do you make a retard curious ? I'll tell you later.