Now THIS sounds like fun.
The last ATS thread, I predict, will be mine. And the reasons for posting it I hope will never come true.
My life will slowly fall out from under under my feet. The center will be begin unravel. I'll lose my job, I won't have a place to live, I won't
get the woman I've been working so hard for to get, my daughter will lose all respect for me, the economy will get worse, people will get worse and I
will totally lose the will to live. And me being the kind of person I am
, I'll take as many people with me as possible.
( It will have to
be on a library computer as well as I will have no place to live)
The thread will be titled: "Why you should hang it all up and not even try anymore".
It will be the most depressing piece of literature you will have ever read. I guarantee it. 1984 aint got nothin' on me Jack. You want a wall? I'll
give you a wall. The ultimate cup of Kool-Aid.
It will be in the neighborhood of 10,000 words, but will be written so elequently, forcefully, and poetically that you will not be able to stop
reading it. You'll be entranced. You'll laugh....you'll cry..... you'll gain a new sense of awareness.
Even Boncho, who is the king of skimming.
It will be entrancing, thought-provoking and will change your view of reality forever. Some people will kill themselves over it ( I can't be
responsible for the weak minded) though that will not be my intent. The entire purpose of the thread will get people to realize that their lives are
but one piece of light in the Grand Illusion that we call life, and that they should do themselves the ultimate favor and get off the grid. Forever.
And that INCLUDES ATS.
Then, once they do that, my chances for a more prosperous and fulfilling life will increase ten-fold because this hoard of people just walked out
their jobs, homes and everything else. Idiots.
The ultimate mind-f**k
Someone here started a thread a while back asking people what their dark side was. Well....I think I just found mine.
Seriously though, I would NEVER attempt do something like that. If anything, if all the things I mentioned in the first full paragraph came to pass,
knowing me, I'd find a way to make everything sound uplifting and positive. That's just the kind of person I am
, and I'll take as many
people with me as possible. It would be uplifting and positive to the point where people will no longer see the conspiricies in things, but rather the
true anwers. Therefore, there would be no need for ATS. There would be a wall of enlightenment between the old you and the new you.
Either way you cut it........mission accomplished baby