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posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:22 AM
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Introduction Thread

Hello ATSrs
I've recently stumbled on to this site and have found it very fascinating.
I class myself as a septic and I cant wait to start delving deep into the end of world and fear-mongering threads.

I hope to see you all on the boards.




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:25 AM
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Title: It ends tonight
OP: Whimper


Or will it be a bang...maybe a dang.

Or.....

Title: Missed it by that much
OP: You know how I said that the world would end in 2015? Well...

The last thread might be this one so live each post as if it is your last
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posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:28 AM
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The Last Few Minutes

It's March 22, 2012...I was just looking out the window and saw two brilliant flashes , one to the East and one to the South....I wonder how long til there is no electri



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:32 AM
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lol we had the same idea.. it has to be a new mew members introduction thread


love and harmony
Whateva



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:37 AM
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Originally posted by conspiracytheoristIAM
The Last Few Minutes

It's March 22, 2012...I was just looking out the window and saw two brilliant flashes , one to the East and one to the South....I wonder how long til there is no electri


Brilliant!

However, i think some smart arse will be leaving:

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Or how about, whilst the flashes and bangs are going off everywhere........ "pics or it didn't happen"
edit on 19-1-2012 by Flavian because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:45 AM
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I told you the reptiles where real....



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:58 AM
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This is the US goverment.

We hacked this site in order to save the world,We mocked you,while you knew the world will end.Please,every member of ATS,that is prepared to somehow survive,contact us by calling xxxxxxxxxxx or xxxxxxxxxxx.
Please hurry,you hold the future of the humanity in your hands.
President Obama



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:03 AM
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Jesus is standing right here telling me to post this.

waiting to be flamed in 3...2....1



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:04 AM
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"Internet going offline in a few moments, Thanks for the years ATS!"



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:09 AM
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Title: Finally an answer to the noises in the sky


As reported by CNN, the alien mother ship and accompanying cruisers are set to decloak in 48 hrs, any citizen still above ground will be considered food for when they emerge.

God help us all.


or.....

Title: ATS alum Phage announced to have won California.

Set to be inaugurated in the coming months.



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:09 AM
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Cern: "Missing Higgs Boson discovered within a BLACK HOLE"




edit on 19-1-2012 by nagabonar because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:12 AM
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reply to post by halfmanhalfamazing
 

Possible 'Last ATS thread posts'
1. WTF is going on!!!!
2. It's Happening!
3. HA! I was right!!!
4. Give your self over to jesus, this is your last chance!!
5. ATS blocked due to SOPA
6. The SHHTF!!!!
7. Hello? Is anybody still out there?
8. Occupy Heaven has started
9. End of the world?? Pics or it didn't happen
10. Goodbye everybody


P.S: This had better make it on to the ATS recap...lol

edit on 19-1-2012 by Raivan31 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:15 AM
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[Title]:Greeting Earth... i am killface...

O.P. reads:
Greetings Earth...
Are you all nice and cozy, siting their on your sofas, got lots of goodies and treats at arms reach, gobbling away are we... heck, why not eat and smoke, at the same time, go for the gooses gown, andlive each day, as if it were your last...
Because as far as you know, It may very well be!

(observe)
[shows pic of giant jet engine pointing torwards the sky...]

this, is the anihhilattrix, my invention, designed to provide, 677348927583784378672 p.s.i. of thrust...
and in a a few days, it will send you, and your nice little planet, hurdling into the sun....
Unless you pay me a ransom, of 420,000,000,000,000 Metric tons of hashish... 69, redheaded young women, and one operational cigar factory... (and beer)

edit on 19-1-2012 by AwnAegisean because: Spelling malfunction



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:23 AM
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[TITLE]: If anyone is out there..

After 2 weeks of travelling around and scaveging supplies,i finally found a working computer,and i conected it to the internet.If anyone is out there..My name is XXXXX XXXXXXXX,i am located at XXXXXXXXXXXX in a destroyed mall center.I'm the last survivor as far as i know,i was i space when i saw the Mothership destroying Earth.By the time i landed here,Aliens were gone.Everyone is dead,i'm walking through ruins of schools and hospital,thousands of dead bodies.I hear some strange noises,i believe that some dead are coming back to life..i hope i'm just too nervous..I post this to ATS because it's the only site that was prepared for this.I saw many members posting their survival guides and stuff like that..if any one reads this..please,come at XXXXXXXXXXXX and look for me,i can't carry this computer with me..This is maybe the last time i post something..Goodbye world..


[Then,many members of ATS will reply and they will meet,and form a goverment,and start rebuilding the world]



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:24 AM
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Phage, you were wrong on this one!


I think I saw this one in another similar thread. I liked this one.



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:47 AM
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NEW ISLAND APPEARS IN SOUTH PACIFIC


"...ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn..."



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:57 AM
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why has it gone dark in < insert location>@< insert time> ? [ location and time should be in daylight ]
edit on 19-1-2012 by ignorant_ape because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:01 AM
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Fat Albert is ReaL!!!

It seems that the fictional caracter "Fat Albert" is in fact a real person, not only is he real, he is 300 feet tall and lives on the human flesh.Hey Hey Hey



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:04 AM
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BIG RED BUTTON FOUND

FFS Don`t Pre.......



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:34 AM
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Party at my house guise!

When: Now - THE END
Where: ( my actual address will be here since, ya know, its the end and all)
What: GLOOM, DOOM, and ASTEROID PUNCH



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