The LAST ATS Thread??

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Introduction Thread

Hello ATSrs
I've recently stumbled on to this site and have found it very fascinating.
I class myself as a septic and I cant wait to start delving deep into the end of world and fear-mongering threads.

I hope to see you all on the boards.

Title: It ends tonight
OP: Whimper

Or will it be a bang...maybe a dang.

Or.....

Title: Missed it by that much
OP: You know how I said that the world would end in 2015? Well...

The last thread might be this one so live each post as if it is your last

The Last Few Minutes

It's March 22, 2012...I was just looking out the window and saw two brilliant flashes , one to the East and one to the South....I wonder how long til there is no electri

reply to post by FortAnthem


lol we had the same idea.. it has to be a new mew members introduction thread

love and harmony
Whateva

Originally posted by conspiracytheoristIAM
The Last Few Minutes

It's March 22, 2012...I was just looking out the window and saw two brilliant flashes , one to the East and one to the South....I wonder how long til there is no electri

Brilliant!

However, i think some smart arse will be leaving:

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Or how about, whilst the flashes and bangs are going off everywhere........ "pics or it didn't happen"

I told you the reptiles where real....

This is the US goverment.

We hacked this site in order to save the world,We mocked you,while you knew the world will end.Please,every member of ATS,that is prepared to somehow survive,contact us by calling xxxxxxxxxxx or xxxxxxxxxxx.
Please hurry,you hold the future of the humanity in your hands.
President Obama

Jesus is standing right here telling me to post this.

waiting to be flamed in 3...2....1

"Internet going offline in a few moments, Thanks for the years ATS!"

Title: Finally an answer to the noises in the sky


As reported by CNN, the alien mother ship and accompanying cruisers are set to decloak in 48 hrs, any citizen still above ground will be considered food for when they emerge.

God help us all.


or.....

Title: ATS alum Phage announced to have won California.

Set to be inaugurated in the coming months.

Cern: "Missing Higgs Boson discovered within a BLACK HOLE"

reply to post by halfmanhalfamazing

Possible 'Last ATS thread posts'
1. WTF is going on!!!!
2. It's Happening!
3. HA! I was right!!!
4. Give your self over to jesus, this is your last chance!!
5. ATS blocked due to SOPA
6. The SHHTF!!!!
7. Hello? Is anybody still out there?
8. Occupy Heaven has started
9. End of the world?? Pics or it didn't happen
10. Goodbye everybody


P.S: This had better make it on to the ATS recap...lol

[Title]:Greeting Earth... i am killface...

O.P. reads:
Greetings Earth...
Are you all nice and cozy, siting their on your sofas, got lots of goodies and treats at arms reach, gobbling away are we... heck, why not eat and smoke, at the same time, go for the gooses gown, andlive each day, as if it were your last...
Because as far as you know, It may very well be!

(observe)
[shows pic of giant jet engine pointing torwards the sky...]

this, is the anihhilattrix, my invention, designed to provide, 677348927583784378672 p.s.i. of thrust...
and in a a few days, it will send you, and your nice little planet, hurdling into the sun....
Unless you pay me a ransom, of 420,000,000,000,000 Metric tons of hashish... 69, redheaded young women, and one operational cigar factory... (and beer)

[TITLE]: If anyone is out there..

After 2 weeks of travelling around and scaveging supplies,i finally found a working computer,and i conected it to the internet.If anyone is out there..My name is XXXXX XXXXXXXX,i am located at XXXXXXXXXXXX in a destroyed mall center.I'm the last survivor as far as i know,i was i space when i saw the Mothership destroying Earth.By the time i landed here,Aliens were gone.Everyone is dead,i'm walking through ruins of schools and hospital,thousands of dead bodies.I hear some strange noises,i believe that some dead are coming back to life..i hope i'm just too nervous..I post this to ATS because it's the only site that was prepared for this.I saw many members posting their survival guides and stuff like that..if any one reads this..please,come at XXXXXXXXXXXX and look for me,i can't carry this computer with me..This is maybe the last time i post something..Goodbye world..


[Then,many members of ATS will reply and they will meet,and form a goverment,and start rebuilding the world]

Phage, you were wrong on this one!

I think I saw this one in another similar thread. I liked this one.

NEW ISLAND APPEARS IN SOUTH PACIFIC


"...ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn..."

why has it gone dark in < insert location>@< insert time> ? [ location and time should be in daylight ]

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Fat Albert is ReaL!!!

It seems that the fictional caracter "Fat Albert" is in fact a real person, not only is he real, he is 300 feet tall and lives on the human flesh.Hey Hey Hey

BIG RED BUTTON FOUND

FFS Don`t Pre.......

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Party at my house guise!

When: Now - THE END
Where: ( my actual address will be here since, ya know, its the end and all)
What: GLOOM, DOOM, and ASTEROID PUNCH