The LAST ATS Thread??

We have had X-class flares before , yes this is a big one but.......................

End of the world party at my condo in hell

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Why can’t I login to ATS????

What the F……………………………………..

No TV, Radio thank god we still have the intern.........

Bigfoot is a Reptilian!!!!

OMG check out this really bad quality shaky video that I found on youtube after almost a whole 20 minutes of searching that proves Bigfoot is a reptialian!!!!!!!!!!!!
okthxbai

Harold Camping predicts end of the world in 2016.

It will be one complaining about censorship and biased mods... And will be quickly removed seconds before the...................

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I raise you some strange water phenomenon!

How come ATS mods deleted my really important thread about the end of the world?

BREAKING... Millions of armless creatures take over the planet!!

"BOB" was real and he is ticked off...

"Strange sounds coming from the sky etc etc!??"

I heard a very loud rumble and trumpet noise outside my house when I was out having a cigarette at the unsociable hour of 3:23 am. I didn't record it or anything but I definitely heard it and my dog was barking and stuff...my dog never usually barks!

ایران شکست دشمنان جهان غرب!
(Iran defeats enemies of the western world!)


اجازه بدهید اربابان ایران جدید ما خوش آمدید ما و همه ستایش ها به خدا همانطور که همه ما به اغوش حمل کردن با شکوه او نزدیک تر تبدیل خواهد شد.
(Let us welcome our new Iranian overlords and all praise be to allah as we all will become closer to his glorious bosom.)

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Yes!!

Why can’t I login to ATS????

TITLE above....^ ^ ^

CONTENT: ATS member who just discovered the website is down!!

Massive proof that the WTC towers were brought down by holographic aircraft containing supernanothermite IED's.

Scientists say this is the last bit of data in the universe.

Bubba Booey!

Last ATS Post will be authored by one of the ATS owners on behalf of all of them.

Thread title: "ATS Closed"

Topic will be about the regrets and all that good stuff, lots of mushy memorabilia, non-emotional good byes, and a video and pics to go with it.

All those lights in the the sky are Chinese lanterns folks. Trust Me.

"Problems uploading my avatar;please help"

Title: I saw something strange just now

Summary: Just woke up to weird noises and lights, going outside to check.

Last thread title. NEW OWNERS
Thread author. Sceptic Overlord
Content.
-Due to the expansion of the DHS (thanks to the re-election of Obama/election of __________ pick your poison) ATS has now been bought out (at the costly sum of 3 dollars) by the DHS where they will now monitor and moderate any conspiracies with the help of TSA (as the new Mods) who can and will show up at your house to point out where you might have gone wrong with your silly assumptions.