The LAST ATS Thread??

"The first United World Governments science program comes to close,
The first next generation EMP weapon test scheduled for today!"

BUCKY THE Amazing Squirrel that can read minds

According to (insert unreliable internet source here) scientists from (insert ridiculously obscure university or research group name here) have discovered that a squirrel species found only in remote sections of the javan rainforest have the capability to communicate telepathically with others of their kind......

Now strange voices in the skies?

I'm not kidding around here everyone. Just a few minutes ago there was this thundering voice. It sounded like it was coming from above. I recorded the voice but I'm having problems uploading. It said...

"Greetings earthlings. We apologise for what may have come across as some strange noises recently. Unfortunatly we have been having some technical difficulties with our communications systems.

Now to the matter at hand. As you may or may not be aware, it has been decided by the Galactic Council that your planet be destroyed to make way for an intergalactic super highway...

Phage is really a what?

Send me the pics.

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EPIC!!!

Humans - Unless there was a pic they didn't exist!

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You beat me too it.. I was going to post about reptilians too..I already posted one, but these are just too fun, had to post again..Good one though!!!!
Here is mine...
Tittle: "PRESIDENT OBAMA MORPHS INTO A REPTILIAN AND STATES HIS ALIEN ALLIES ARE ABOUT TO TAKE OVER WORLD !!"
(content)
Check this out!! Watch the video of Obama changing right before your eyes on national television!!!
Every man for themselves!! Its time to kick some alien butt!!! I'm armed and ready, I ain't going down without a fight!! Who's with me ATS????
LOL

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the last 3 lines have already happened.

Pheww!!! We are still alive!
In other breaking news, George Clooney was seen shopping for his own groceries.

"Stars...they're just like us"

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'Breaking News: It Turns Out Sorcha Faal Was Right All Along'

"Epic Fail"

ALS

"Proof That Our New Alien Over-Lords Are Actually Human Shapeshifters"

"If you look closely at this grainy youtube video, You can clearly see The mercyful overlord Mabus's eye take that familar, round penny shape....."

Fun thread.

ALS

Should have built an underground bunker with all that money paid into a pension..........

Now that's a very big wave.......

I have not read any posts past the intro. Here is my title and sentence.

OH S#IT, here it comes.


OMG, we're about to be annihilated by a solar fla



Can't wait to see the rest of the posts

Originally posted by rforcenone
Humans - Unless there was a pic they didn't exist!

and

Originally posted by rforcenone
"Proof That Our New Alien Over-Lords Are Actually Human Shapeshifters"

Gave me this idea:

Just urban legends?
Posted by Zxblax: I was out for a smoke at 3 am and I saw this strange creature. It was hairless except for its head, had two eyes, two arms, and two legs. It wore Gap clothing and spoke with its mouth. It was terrifying.
Posted by Flexs: That sounds horrible. I'm glad you make it out OK.
Posted by Globglick: Holo-pics or it didn't happen, dude

What do you know some things are universal.

Edit: I think the real question we should be asking is "What will be the last post?"

Hmmmm....I guess those really were chemtrails ..........