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posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 12:24 PM
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It's not if you made us do it.


Unless there is a gun pointed at your head or a loved one is in danger.
No one can make you do anything you don't want to do.
This includes crying.




posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 12:34 PM
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Originally posted by Deetermined
#1 - We prefer men who are "worldly" enough to know that you shouldn't take everything too seriously, is capable of a sense of humor, and can laugh at themselves while not being easily offended.


Yes, I am well aware that a typical woman's greatest concern in life is where her next laugh is coming from. I'm also aware that the number-one greatest quality that a man can have--according to a typical woman--is if he has a sense of humor and can make her laugh. I'm even aware of the fact that the most off-putting thing that a man can do--in the eyes of a typical woman--is to take himself, others, and life in general, seriously.

I'm hardly oblivious to the generic, stagnant, unoriginal, predictable nature of most women--such as yourself... but your failed attempt to be witty is noted.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by unworldly

Originally posted by Deetermined
#1 - We prefer men who are "worldly" enough to know that you shouldn't take everything too seriously, is capable of a sense of humor, and can laugh at themselves while not being easily offended.


Yes, I am well aware that a typical woman's greatest concern in life is where her next laugh is coming from. I'm also aware that the number-one greatest quality that a man can have--according to a typical woman--is if he has a sense of humor and can make her laugh. I'm even aware of the fact that the most off-putting thing that a man can do--in the eyes of a typical woman--is to take himself, others, and life in general, seriously.

I'm hardly oblivious to the generic, stagnant, unoriginal, predictable nature of most women--such as yourself... but your failed attempt to be witty is noted.


That's alpha male behavior.
Nothing wrong with that.
In fact it's encouraged.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 12:56 PM
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Unless there is a gun pointed at your head or a loved one is in danger. No one can make you do anything you don't want to do. This includes crying.


[color=dodgerblue]Some of us are incredibly hormonal... and at times we cannot even help it if we cry. And sometimes, men are absolute jerks. Combine the two and sometimes you get instant tears, whether we want them to fall or not.

Men should have as many hormones as women do just so they can have a better understanding of what it can be like.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 01:09 PM
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Would it be a bad idea to print this and slip it into my girl's christmas card ? lol

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posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 01:18 PM
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Originally posted by daryllyn
reply to post by grey580
 



Unless there is a gun pointed at your head or a loved one is in danger. No one can make you do anything you don't want to do. This includes crying.


[color=dodgerblue]Some of us are incredibly hormonal... and at times we cannot even help it if we cry. And sometimes, men are absolute jerks. Combine the two and sometimes you get instant tears, whether we want them to fall or not.

Men should have as many hormones as women do just so they can have a better understanding of what it can be like.


Hormones in men are a very bad thing.
Usually those are the guys that beat up their girlfriends or wives.
That's something I wouldn't want to wish on anyone.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 01:48 PM
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I think(no,,, I know)The biggest problem with men and women is they don't truly communicate with each other when "together". Men need to be completely honest, with there thoughts, and disclose them to there GF's or wives. And the women must stop being so closed minded and assuming men are some innocent puppy that can all of sudden control there sexual needs. So what I am about to post is the core truth about what goes on in the mind of men.


*All strait men are womanizers. All,, unless he is gay , metro sexual or some savant scientist(but most scientist are perverts too).

*All men think of other women while they are having sex with there GF's or wives. If its the first time your(wife) having sex with your man ,enjoy it, cause in his mind you(the GF or Wife) will be part of a massive harem of hot whores fighting for the spot light in his mind. Obviously you(the GF/wife)) will lose out every time in the mental casting job.


*All men think of extreme perverted acts while staring at other women in public places, or private places(hell,anywhere), alone or with there woman partner,anytime. And I mean extreme perverted thoughts ,done at such a rapid paste , that I am willing to bet the male mind(in those moments) can probably produce a massive amount of electrical wattage able to power a small electrical device...So for you women who assume your man is just admiring beauty or he is not that type of guy: he's NOT. He is having perverted sex with that beauty in his head, vividly and better produced than any porn film from california.


*All men will never admit this to there partner(s). Most men, if the woman is lucky, will disclose 70% of what's in there perverted minds(always much less). And that 70% is filled with lies and twists ,ONLY because the man is ashamed of his perverted mind. The woman will never get a taste of the truth. Its up to the man to be up front with the woman from day one. Yes she mite(probably, definitely) get upset or turned-off, but long term there will be no surprises. Which is the key. Long-term surprises are the nail in the coffin for ending permanently a relationship.



As for the woman , she needs to lighten up a bit. Actually a whole lot! Society has completely brainwashed you to assume you can control men. Women have been tricked to think they can force man to never be with another woman, only themselves. Women are set to be doomed from the beginning. I understand no female would want to be with a cheating man, but you need to stop being so insecure and so jealous. Its unproductive.. Those emotions literally build a cage around the man. Which will promote the caged man to cheat.


For a marriage to be stable both partners must disclose everything in there minds. Holding nothing back. And not approach the shocking or taboo likes(fetish's) of the man as vile blasphemy. We're human and each of our minds are different with different needs. Talking is actually the first step to great sex.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 02:16 PM
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i try to tell my chick to not cut her hair, she does it anyway



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 02:30 PM
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Originally posted by wlord
i try to tell my chick to not cut her hair, she does it anyway


good for her ... your "chick" can do what she wants with her own hair.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 03:05 PM
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that sounds really arrogant and ignorant.
Maybe stop dating bad girls and actually date a real woman.
They are not all bad. Some of them are just fake and full of complexes.
Good luck in your relationship based on sexism.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 03:12 PM
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I think this was the best one:

1 - We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

Oh man, you have no idea.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 03:34 PM
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"If a guy is ugly, yet has a ton of money, we know which one your really after".

"If a guy is driving and keeps looking up, left, and right, he is looking at those things called mirrors.. Try them out"



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posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 03:48 PM
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Originally posted by thatonedude
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in jugoslavia or serbia we do not have the women problem. is stupid american trait. either you are man or not. if you make the embarass of yourself you must make yourself honor again. either join republika srbija as vojnik soljier or make the many kill of turk and croatian..... or albo. but the albo is hard to kill. they are slippery and hide in holes like rat.. but i digress

when i met my wife i am 9 years. i force her to bring herself to my home.. i am orphan so i live in forest in shadow of carpathian mountains. is romantik... i make love to her and she grew child from my seed. she 12 year old at time.
i now 14 year old and we make the happily marriage of orthodox christianity. my child will fight for serbia... remember that next time you come here american... we will get you


You seem a bit unhinged from the topic lest not even mention reality.
Anyway i will use this post to subscribe myself to this here worthy thread



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 04:48 PM
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1 - Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Please just come out and say it!


Mmmmhmm that's so true, girls hint around too much just say it.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 05:30 PM
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Made me lol, so you sir earned your star and flag from me


About the long hair, for me it can be (medium?) down to at least the shoulders, any shorter than that and I think you don't like men. I do have to admit I have seen 2 females pull it off, nether one is a celebrity.

I know short hair is more manageable, but we like to be able to look at someone and not have to guess what sex they are.

To the one lady mentioning boobs are more important than hair, I could care less the size of the boobs.

While I'm not attracted to fat women, having a little extra isn't a turn off (if you know how to cook a good meal
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And don't call me sexist, I cook for my wife on my days off unless she really wants to make something special.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 07:02 PM
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Originally posted by PinkiePie
that sounds really arrogant and ignorant.
Maybe stop dating bad girls and actually date a real woman.
They are not all bad. Some of them are just fake and full of complexes.
Good luck in your relationship based on sexism.



YOU SEE MEN... This is why communication is SO IMPORTANT.



posted on Dec, 23 2011 @ 12:23 AM
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Originally posted by Nana2

Originally posted by wlord
i try to tell my chick to not cut her hair, she does it anyway


good for her ... your "chick" can do what she wants with her own hair.


IMO the only sexy short-hair style is the bob. Short or longish bob with the neck near-shaved gets me "ready". Any other short style? Meh.

Example: Audrey Tautou in "Amélie", Example 2: Julia Stiles in "The Bourne Ultimatum" BEFORE she chopped her hair.



posted on Dec, 23 2011 @ 06:57 AM
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Finally, someone has finally laid it out in commandment style. Cut and dry, leaving off the fat. Women cant read our minds eaither because they seem to know none of this.They just selfishly think about themselves all the time, ......."am i fat, am i prettier than her, its our aniversary today, did you forget it, you dont ever listen to me, i dont feel validated".......just die already. My ex-wife was the epitomy of everything on that list and then some. Man am I glad shes gone.



posted on Dec, 23 2011 @ 07:27 AM
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I don't know what's funnier, the original post, or everybody's obsession with the long hair.

Is a person's hair really that important?





edit on 23-12-2011 by Realm52 because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 23 2011 @ 09:02 AM
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Things you should know about women: Not all of us are whiney, insecure, attention-seeking, indirect, gossiping, materialistic, or wanna-be girls.

And, really, I don't care what you think about my hair, clothes, shoes, or comments. I'm going to do what I want to anyway.

This is true.

I really can't identify with a lot of the points here, because I don't think the way this compilation seems to assume all females think.

That said, it's probably all true, to some degree. *fail horn* :-/





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