When the SHTF, what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

We tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. We're sorry.

The last post will prolly be banned or flagged for conduct, as usual.

So long and thanks for all the fish

hmm reading the below post i see i'm beaten again.

Originally posted by acrux
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When the SHTF, what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

So long & thanks for all the fish.

Or...

n-o-t s-o-r-r-y f-o-r a-l-l t-h-e i-n-c-o-n-v-e-n-i-e-n-c-e!

...Please make your way to the nearest aircon shaft where Bruce Willis will be there to lead you to safety.

All the overweight women in my neighbourhood have suddenly broken
into song. It is really loud!
It sounds like 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' from 'The Wizard Of Oz'.
Anyone else hearing this?

Well the date will be Dec 12th, Five Billion, two thousand and twelve.

The post will be:

"The sun has gone supernova, man your personal space ships and see you all on the exoplanet"

Was that siren the evacuation siren to Mars.?

Originally posted by listerofsmeg
So long and thanks for all the fish

hmm reading the below post i see i'm beaten again.

Haha! Brilliant last post!
Inadvertently encapsulates the inherent contradictions of life and living, and the inescapable
impressions from each individual's battle from birth to death!

Originally posted by CasiusIgnoranze
When the SHTF like a Geomagnetic storm, catastrophic natural disaster like Yellowstone erupting or WW3 happening - what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

I reckon it'll be something along the lines: "Nothing is going to happen tomorrow. This prediction will fail like the rest of the predictions as usual."

Ironic.

"We're meeting at the monkey bars at sun down, and bring your sleeping bag, knife and water" My hope is that like minded people will assemble and make camps like all ATS'ers in an area could hook up with survival Bushcrafters and make little pockets of common sense and sensibility.

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WOW,didnt see that one comin.

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I would guess the post would be "pics or it didn't happen"
Which would be quite ironic.

last post recorded on ATS before the system goes down = "you're a government shill"

Originally posted by CasiusIgnoranze
When the SHTF like a Geomagnetic storm, catastrophic natural disaster like Yellowstone erupting or WW3 happening - what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

Probably go something like this.

Hey did anybody just hear a loud b. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

the last post will be an Introduction Thread post....
asking youse to welcome MABUS,( the 3rd anti-christ)

He will reveal himself by shutting down the internet and the grid and all the ATMs/phones/mass communications
to show his power and control....
the introduction message will inform the masses just how & where to go to get back these 'privileges' once again

Caution: it will involve accepting a 'Mark' of allegience

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I know who TPTB are....

See you all on December 22, 2012

Ron Paul

edit:

or

second to last by random user: " WE ALL GONNA DIE"
last by random mod: "No 1-Liners"

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It was inevitable.

I rather think it will be a troll like comment like:

You are all idiots to think this all is real, tomorrow we wake up again and nothing has happened.