When the SHTF, what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

Prediction Thread = "I come here to tell you all that NOTHING will happen today, we are all safe and well."


...Pretty much anything indicating that nothing will happen the day that SHTF.

Internet 7.0 with thought crime module loading.......please wait.

reply to post by CasiusIgnoranze


See you in the okanogan If i can get there
Ps if someone aks you if you were on ats it's me, shoot according to If I pissed you off or not.

I quit:
Go bother somebody else ya' crazy bastids!
skeptic overload
moderator..
3....2...1...
bEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrrppp......

OMG, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

SEE!!!! IT WAS ELENIN

or some other crazy stuff

"The British are coming!"

lol

My guess? Probably a post still saying "9/11 was an inside job".

GLP's telescope

Greeting from your friends in Tibet.
Hope all is well.

D4rk Knight

Elvis is alive!
He is working the fry station at the McDonalds in Boise, Idaho

Originally posted by grumpydaysleeper
Elvis is alive!
He is working the fry station at the McDonalds in Boise, Idaho

That's not funny, that's true! I seen him. He's not very good at making fries though, makes them to crunchy

Originally posted by HumansEh
Solar flare causes geomagnetic earthquake as zombie alien demons from Nibiru battle satan with nuclear warheads during middle eastern tsunami as financial system collapses but the bible says that TPTB caused disinfo pandemic among the MSM at Yellowstone under martial law as comet crashes into presidential bunker.

And you forgot to finish with "I think the timeline shifted again!"

Really....? Out of any other day it had to be on my day off.

Ok here's my guess it'll be.......DRUM ROLL PLEASE....
"OMG Australia and/or NZ moved out of place again and I could have sworn _________ was dead!"

Originally posted by Tuscani712
Really....? Out of any other day it had to be on my day off.

that's probably why the fries sucked

Originally posted by acrux
reply to post by CasiusIgnoranze

 

When the SHTF, what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

So long & thanks for all the fish.

DAMMIT. I was just reading through all of the replies to see if anyone else beat me to it. And you did. Props to you!

Oh, and S&F for the thread. Who says conspiracy theorists don't like a little humor with their doom and gloom? I know I sure do.

reply to post by CasiusIgnoranze


The last post on ATS will be an incomplete sentence describing why the SHTF is actually happening while it is actually happening.

Pics or it isn't happening

as the S is hitting the F there will be multiple videos going around on multiple threads similar to something like this. www.youtube.com...