The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

Originally posted by zazzafrazz

OK sooooooooooooooo
NZ had no rapture?

Rapture in NZ??

Where would we get 'raptured' to?


...we're already living in Godzone...anywhere else would be downgrading...


"Hey you Kiwis, I'm Jesus, I've come to take you home"

"Hey JC...hows it hanging?? Nah bro, we all good here...pull up a chair, sink a brew, we about to fire up the BBQ and cook up some paua fritters..."

"Hmmm...yeah, suppose this Rapture lark can wait an hour or three. I mean, peeps been waiting some 2000 years already for me to return. Mmmm mmmm...damn...is that crushed garlic you've put in these paua fritters?? Bad ass!"

reply to post by alien


See that's exactly why you guys got left behind now isn't it.

For shame.

I'm headed to the dog park/beach in Edmonds, Wa if anyone in the area wants to meet me and Mary J there and watch the Rapture roll in over the ocean. See you guys tomorrow. I hope!

Originally posted by Hijaqd
reply to post by alien

 

See that's exactly why you guys got left behind now isn't it.

For shame.

They can't be left behind... they have Jesus with them!

Originally posted by Casandra

Originally posted by Hijaqd
reply to post by alien

 

See that's exactly why you guys got left behind now isn't it.

For shame.

They can't be left behind... they got Jesus with them!

Well don't let Camping know, otherwise he'll blame the whole thing not happening on those Kiwi's, then we in the States overreact (as usual) list them as terrorists and go screw up another country.

reply to post by Casandra


Yup....and you should all come on over.

We busted out a fish, a loaf of bread and some buckets of water...JC did his thing, budda-bing budda-bang, and now we got food for Africa and all the wine you can sink!


Just don't fall for his usual "Hey, the waters ankle deep! Seriously! Come out and see" trick he does on the neighbours pool when he sinks a bit too much of the wine...

...he's a joker like that is JC...

Originally posted by MJZoo
reply to post by Swizzy

 

Right, but you didn't KNOW it wouldn't. The people making claims that the rapture won't happen are just as wrong as the ones making the claims that it will happen. Anything is possible at any time.

I'm just as likely to fart diamonds if you say anything can happen...

IRM

601 pm.......

riddle

RAPTURE ME THIS
How many false prophesies does it take to make people stop being stupid?

dammit... 6:04pm.
Got distracted and I missed the rapture.
Wasn't ready.
Do you think they'll do it again same time next week?

Originally posted by alfa1
dammit... 6:04pm.
Got distracted and I missed the rapture.
Wasn't ready.
Do you think they'll do it again same time next week?

Don't worry, just catch a plane to the next place where 6pm hits and you're set

I can see a spaceship hovering above Earth. The father alien puts his arm around his son as they look through the view finder at all the crazy people and says "See son... this is why we can't land".

IRM

Worst Rapture, EVER.

So far haven't seen this happen to anyone yet.

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Pretty cool vid in terms of concept, but to be honest I was distracted by the relentless "anime-ness" of the artist's style. Whoever made that is a hardcore weeaboo.

I don't think that is a good stylistic choice for this topic, but that's just my personal opinion. Anyway, thanks for posting it.

NO WAY!!!


You guys wont believe this....


Not only did I make it.... but they have ATS in HEAVEN!!!


OMG!!

Originally posted by blupblup
NO WAY!!!


You guys wont believe this....


Not only did I make it.... but they have ATS in HEAVEN!!!


OMG!!

Are you SURE it's Heaven?

Originally posted by blupblup
NO WAY!!!
You guys wont believe this....
Not only did I make it.... but they have ATS in HEAVEN!!!
OMG!!

Hey can you walk over to the edge and throw down some Fairy Bread and Angel Cake? I'm burning too many calories in all this lava.

IRM

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Yeah.... there's a lake of fire, wailing souls.... some Goat-footed dude with a fork...

Oh... wait...

Originally posted by InfaRedMan
Hey can you walk over to the edge and throw down some Fairy Bread and Angel Cake? I'm burning too many calories in all this lava.

IRM

Awww mate, told you to leave Bossom Guffchild alone, she says hi BTW