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The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:41 AM
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Well.... short of an Eastern Standard Time Rapture (because we all know the world revolves around the Bible Belt), I think its official..... Harold Camping was wrong...........again...

To that I Tell Harold Camping:






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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:42 AM
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Guys, it's going to be ok. The rapture-ship is late... but top men are working on it:




posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:28 AM
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Hey come on guys.... Cheer up, It's not the end of the world......



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 06:59 AM
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Its now 22nd of May, We survived!

Now, lets get that sucker



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:03 AM
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Anyone know if the TSA is handling security for the Rapture? If they are I think I'd rather just skip the whole thing and stay on Earth.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:03 AM
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I laugh in all the faces of those that actually believed this


You deserve nothing short for actually believing such a fairy tale. The rapture is coming? From the mouth of a man?! hahaha


buhbye^^



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:08 AM
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Well that was my most disappointing rapture yet... I'm going to file a formal complaint!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:10 AM
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haha, yeah, you'll get kicked out of heaven for having explosive material on you



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:12 AM
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Jesus wouldn't let me bring my cat





posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:13 AM
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Originally posted by David291
I laugh in all the faces of those that actually believed this


I would really like to know how many that would be.
I have no idea how many truly believed it would happen.

I'm sure some still believe that it will happen, later today.
Maybe the dead don't wanna climb up out of the ground, until after sunset.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:13 AM
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The first reports are coming out of New Zealand.... and the news doesn't look good...



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:16 AM
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Ah crap, I'm in a lot of trouble then. I had a Homewrecker Burrito yesterday from Moe's - those are pretty explosive.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:30 AM
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Apparently this is how they're cleaning up the left-behinders.

vimeo.com...



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:48 AM
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Originally posted by Terrormaster
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Apparently this is how they're cleaning up the left-behinders.
vimeo.com...


That's frackin' HELLarious! However; don't forget that cat's are subject to the Lord's calling as well


Feline Rapture...

Armageddon...

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:50 AM
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Originally posted by Konah
Jesus wouldn't let me bring my cat





At least He let you come back to take a picture!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 07:59 AM
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Oh they were probably the first to go. These guys probably had a few more lives left and got sent back on cleanup detail.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 08:10 AM
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This guy is the incarnate of a douche.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 08:32 AM
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My face is aching from laughing.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:16 AM
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Originally posted by Terrormaster
Anyone know if the TSA is handling security for the Rapture? If they are I think I'd rather just skip the whole thing and stay on Earth.


Exactly! Must JC pass through a scanner or be subjected to molestation when crossing the border from the spiritual world?!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:24 AM
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double post.
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