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Originally posted by cluckerspud
Originally posted by Terrormaster
Anyone know if the TSA is handling security for the Rapture? If they are I think I'd rather just skip the whole thing and stay on Earth.
Exactly! Must JC pass through a scanner or be subjected to molestation when crossing the border from the spiritual world?!
Originally posted by Suspiria
My face is aching from laughing.
Originally posted by InfaRedMan
Originally posted by MJZoo
reply to post by Swizzy
Right, but you didn't KNOW it wouldn't. The people making claims that the rapture won't happen are just as wrong as the ones making the claims that it will happen. Anything is possible at any time.
I'm just as likely to fart diamonds if you say anything can happen...
IRMedit on 21/5/11 by InfaRedMan because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by caladonea
I ready that Harold Camping has made 10 million off of this.....I think he told his lies and knew they were lies in order to get the 10 million. I think he had this all planned to line his bank accounts.
ARKANSAS CITY (AP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blowup dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him.
Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
Originally posted by coldkidc
reply to post by TruePatriot1685
Dammit!!! I knew I forgot something!
Then again...it's kinda strange that a 30 year old needs a permission slip from his parents...but whatever works I guess.edit on 21-5-2011 by coldkidc because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by TruePatriot1685
4 hours till rapture here. I hope they don't call a delay due to fog.