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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:24 PM
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reply to post by Destinyone
 


Strip searches for everyone!




posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:25 PM
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reply to post by TruePatriot1685
 


That's why only the clothes are left behind



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by coldkidc
So has anyone heard anything from the people that started this whole thing?
Any statements about why they weren't right this time and why it'll actually be __________ instead?



I think that those people are hiding...figuring out what lie to tell next...lol



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 01:35 PM
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Here are your Rapture Rules People.... Listen up!


The Rapture Cometh... and Go...eth?
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 02:04 PM
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Dammit I got drunk this morning for no damn reason. Here I was waiting for the end of the world, drunk as hell, and for what? WHAT?

I am so disappointed in you Jesus.

I even baked cookies!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 02:09 PM
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Maybe you made the wrong flavor of cookies so Jesus decided to go to the bakery for some Apple Fritters instead.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 02:13 PM
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reply to post by Golithion
 


*sigh*

Perhaps but, can we not just have a real "end of the world"?

That would report on here like...

"Attention everyone the end of the world will happen n........" CUE the static.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 02:20 PM
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Come on people it's not 6:00 PM EST yet!




posted on May, 21 2011 @ 02:24 PM
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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reply to post by Mactire
 


Thank the heavens i recently stocked up



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:34 PM
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uh oh...looks like Jesus is just running a wee bit late...Breaking News...


Volcano erupts in Iceland, spurs 50 quakes
White plume shoots 18,000 feet above the glacier where the volcano is located

msnbc.com news services
updated 3 minutes ago 2011-05-21T20:26:06

breaking news

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — Iceland's most active volcano started erupting Saturday, with a white plume shooting 18,000 feet into the sky, scientists said.

The eruption was followed by around 50 small earthquakes, the largest of which measured 3.7 on the Richter Scale, according to Iceland's meteorological office.

There was a similar eruption at the same volcano in 2004.

Scientists don't believe this eruption will lead to the air travel chaos caused in April 2010 by ash from the Eyjafjallajokul volcano.

The Grimsvotn volcano is located underneath the Vatnajokull glacier in southeast Iceland.

This is a breaking news story. Please check back for updates.


www.msnbc.msn.com...
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:44 PM
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Camping's people say it's supposed to happen at midnight Jerusalem time..which is 5pm EST..welp since it's the last 15 minutes before the Rapture, anybody wanna play monopoly? Bet we don't finish..



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:47 PM
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Originally posted by caladonea
I read that Harold Camping has made 10 million off of this.....I think he told his lies and knew they were lies in order to get the 10 million. I think he had this all planned to line his bank accounts.

bzzzzzzz. Oh I am sorry. That answer is incorrect.
Luckily, that is only strike 2, so you have 1 more guess.
Would you like to ask the audience or maybe phone a friend?

Survey says- $$$ 100 million

ding ding ding ding ding

you forgot a Zero.



The Oakland-based nonprofit has raised more than $100 million over the past seven years, according to tax returns. It owns 66 radio stations across the globe and was worth more than $72 million in 2009.
www.mercurynews.com...



received $80 million in contributions between 2005 and 2009.

money.cnn.com...



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:54 PM
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Goddamn! I'm in the wrong religion!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:01 PM
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MIDNIGHT IN JERUSALEM!!!

RAPTURE TIME!!!! WHO'S STILL HERE???!!!

OH $H!T!!!!

I AM!!
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:02 PM
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At 5:55 all the radio stations of the World should play Europe's 'The Final Countdown'....
Wait, no, what am I saying!!??


Actually, I'm gonna go take a nap, so I should get interrupted by an Earthquake in a few hours....
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:36 PM
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Originally posted by Sagittarian69
Dammit I got drunk this morning for no damn reason. Here I was waiting for the end of the world, drunk as hell, and for what? WHAT?

I am so disappointed in you Jesus.

I even baked cookies!


Oh no, you see this is the one with the colored eggs...umm no sorry....dirt on the forehead? Nevermind it's too much trouble trying to keep their rituals straight, I'm just gonna stay here.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:59 PM
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Well? It's 6:59 pm here in Argentina... Where are yhe flying Christians I was promised?



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:01 PM
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3 more hours to go here

I should eat something, you should never rapture on an empty stomach.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 05:01 PM
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6:02 Eastern
AMAZING! I was almost raptured but I think I started too early..it was kind of painful. I decided to go outside since I didn't want to go to Heaven with a concussion and I wore only pants this way I'd be half way there if I had to dress up or go au natural.

So there I was in the middle of the street staring at my watch when it hit me like ton of bricks. At first I was probably ten feet or so in the air when I blacked out. I woke up a minute later with my pants all torn and with a few bruises. I'm thinking I jumped the gun and started it too early. Hopefully I didn't ruin it for everyone else. Now my back hurts...
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