Airport Staff Exposed Woman's Breasts, Laughed

I say let them fail.

I also say, fight back against these TSA (Team Sexual Assault) monkeys!

I have already taken a viagra, skipped the underwear and opted out of the scanner so I would get an enhanced patdown in Denver... I am thinking next time doing something even grosser (since now they are actually putting their hands DOWN the pants to pat down).

Also, I have thought of leaning over and kissing them the second they grab my 'junk'... what could I be charged with? I am simply returning the affection.

Originally posted by YourPopRock
I am thinking next time doing something even grosser (since now they are actually putting their hands DOWN the pants to pat down).

I can imagine wearing something that when they reach in there, they stick their hand into something gooey. Would love to see the reaction. I will leave it up to you guys as to what material to use

Originally posted by zorgon

Originally posted by YourPopRock
I am thinking next time doing something even grosser (since now they are actually putting their hands DOWN the pants to pat down).

I can imagine wearing something that when they reach in there, they stick their hand into something gooey. Would love to see the reaction. I will leave it up to you guys as to what material to use

I was thinking of using something natural... anything else could be taken as an intentional act.

If he decides to ask me what this is all about, I will just tell him that his wife says hello!

Hehe!

I'm not urging everyone to do this, but if you are so inclined and you'd like to vent, leave a complaint for the TSA here. Might as well voice your opinion to them personally while your at it. When I see new articles and videos, I have sent them with my opinion. It may go right into their garbage bin, but hey it makes me feel better and it could be quite effective.

Originally posted by cluckerspud
I'm not urging everyone to do this, but if you are so inclined and you'd like to vent, leave a complaint for the TSA here. Might as well voice your opinion to them personally while your at it. When I see new articles and videos, I have sent them with my opinion. It may go right into their garbage bin, but hey it makes me feel better and it could be quite effective.

EXCELLENT IDEA I will keep that link handy I am already on everyone's 'list' anyway... one more won't hurt

Originally posted by YourPopRock
I say let them fail.

I also say, fight back against these TSA (Team Sexual Assault) monkeys!

I have already taken a viagra, skipped the underwear and opted out of the scanner so I would get an enhanced patdown in Denver... I am thinking next time doing something even grosser (since now they are actually putting their hands DOWN the pants to pat down).

Also, I have thought of leaning over and kissing them the second they grab my 'junk'... what could I be charged with? I am simply returning the affection.

Hahaha. I was thinking the same thing, only I'll demand a female TSA worker to do the pat-down - I might as well enjoy it.

Originally posted by catwhoknows
Time to take charge - don't fly.

I will never fly internationally again - forget it.

I will not inflict my body on the people watching (actually, it is quite a nice body) so I will not allow the people watching to even see my body haha.

Seriously, it has become a real bind to travel internationally.

Especially with all these Rolls Royce engines crapping out.

Right on Cat. Fly out of an airport in Canada or Mexico instead if you are traveling internationally.

A VERY interesting point was made in another thread on the TSA

These scans and pat downs are ONLY being done internally... they are NOT scanning people coming INTO the country..

So an Islamabomber or similar malcontent could still get on a plane in Europe, Middle East or Asia and nothing would stop them...

So tell me again its not 'citizen control'

Awwww, I was hoping that next time I head over to the US I could wear a nappy then defacate upon being searched and sing "we have no dig-nit-ty!" to the tune of your national anthem or maybe just shout "I made a boom boom" repeatedly. Heck maybe I will wear a full baby outfit. When they arrest me I will be like "they didnt get it......its meant to be ironic duhhhhhh......" and the embassy will be all like " what have you been up to......."

Seriously though surely I will have to go through the same procedure upon leaving the US as an internal traveller. In fact I already got searched by Bubba last time I went.

Awwww, I was hoping that next time I head over to the US I could wear a nappy then defacate upon being searched and sing "we have no dig-nit-ty!" to the tune of your national anthem or maybe just shout "I made a boom boom" repeatedly. Heck maybe I will wear a full baby outfit. When they arrest me I will be like "they didnt get it......its meant to be ironic duhhhhhh......" and the embassy will be all like " what have you been up to......."

Seriously though surely I will have to go through the same procedure upon leaving the US as an internal traveller. In fact I already got searched by Bubba last time I went.

Originally posted by Majestic23
Seriously though surely I will have to go through the same procedure upon leaving the US as an internal traveller. In fact I already got searched by Bubba last time I went.

Yup they won't let ya out I mean you most likely picked up some C4 or a bottle of nitro while visiting here...

But no worries... I am sure it won't be long before Bubba's friends set up shop somewhere near you

Originally posted by YourPopRock
I say let them fail.

I also say, fight back against these TSA (Team Sexual Assault) monkeys!

I have already taken a viagra, skipped the underwear and opted out of the scanner so I would get an enhanced patdown in Denver... I am thinking next time doing something even grosser (since now they are actually putting their hands DOWN the pants to pat down).

Also, I have thought of leaning over and kissing them the second they grab my 'junk'... what could I be charged with? I am simply returning the affection.

I love this! Too funny.

They can pat me down but I am going to want some kind of a commitment...maybe a ring.

This guy laughed too.

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