Uncle John was an ordinary worker in a large Bulgarian company. One day the Boss the company in which Uncle John worked, announced that soon the Prime
Minister of the Company will come to check how work is going. For this reason the Boss ordered at the special day all employees to do their jobs as
every day, and show no sigh of distraction by this high-class visit. On the day of the inspection, the car of Prime Minister stopped, he got off the
car and suddenly when he saw Uncle John unloading boxes from a truck, went straight to him shouting :
- Uncle John! Uncle John! My friend! - And embraced Uncle John, smiling. The Boss of the company looked surprised but said nothing.
The meeting with the Prime Minister passed. After some time the United States entered into an agreement with the Bulgarian company(either for drug
or weapon reasons, but it is top secret)
and the President of the United States decided to visit the company and see with his now eyes how the
work is done there. Again, the Boss of the company said that employees need to do their work as if no special persona was visiting. The day came.
Helicopters began circling over the the company, from them snipers were employed at the roof tops of the buildings around. Escort of twenty black
cars arrived, and from them guards with machine-guns appeared ... great security. Finally in front of the entrance stopped a Hummer from which
surrounded by his private bodyguards the President of US emerged. But just before to reach the Boss of the Bulgarian company and shake his hand, the
US President saw Uncle John and rushed through his bodyguards towards him, yelling:
- Uncle John! Uncle John! How are you my friend? - And he took hugging Uncle John and kissed him, without any hesitation, even seeing that Uncle John
was sweating from work and was covered in cobwebs . On this event , the company Boss said only : " Ahhh .. " but the rest of his thoughts kept to
Two years after, on Easter, the Boss of the company decided to go to Rome for the Easter homily of the Pope . The Boss decided to take with him Uncle
John, who has 26 years tirelessly and dutifully unloading their boxes, to make him a present for the long years of work so to say. They went to Rome,
the Pope began preaching, but in the middle suddenly stopped and made a strange announcement:
- Uncle John, Uncle John, I realized that your are here. Please, come to me my friend.
Uncle John looked as for permission towards his Boss, who was staring at him with open eyes, then speechless just gestured to his employee to walk
where he's been asked to. The sermon finished, Uncle John talked a bit with the Pope and then went looking for his Boss. He returned where they were
standing and saw a crowd around his Boss, who had fainted laying on the ground. When the Boss regained consciousness, Uncle John kneeled offering him
water and asking him what happened.
- Look, Uncle John - the Boss said - Twenty-Six years you unload in our company boxes. And yo do your job well. When Prime Minister came to hug you...
I was surprised, but I accepted it. When the US President came and took you in his arms and kisses you... well, I managed to swallow this also. But
when you went to see Pope, and one Chinese tourist asked me - "Who is that man standing next to Uncle John" - this came a bit too much for
edit on 13-5-2014 by Egoismyname because: Why my keyboard makes me write "president" without capital P.? Funny
edit on 13-5-2014 by Egoismyname because: They should forbid the English grammar. Demonic invocation!
13-5-2014 by Egoismyname because: When I start editing my ATS posts four times in a row i will deliberately cut one of my testicals. Good that I have