President Obama To Resign Over Conspiracy Theories

AS A TRUTH SEEKER THIS SHOULD BE below top secret (calm). APRIL FOOLS IS NOT A HOLIDAY AROUND THE GLOBAL. THINK. Is it a GOV RUN WEBSITE? starting to scare me.

April fools! New York Times Style!
Well, a crisis of conscious by all the elite would be interesting!

The New York Times, now that's a quality publication for mimicry.

Ernest Bevin, British Foreign Minister said it best;

"A newspaper has three things to do. One is to amuse, another is to entertain and the rest is to mislead."


"We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years." - David Rockefeller, June 1991 Bilderberg meeting in Baden, Germany

and a friendly reminder...

"These international bankers and Rockefeller Standard Oil interests control the majority of newspapers and the columns of these papers to club into submission or drive out of public office officials who refuse to do the bidding of the powerful corrupt cliques which compose the invisible government." - Theodore Roosevelt

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[edit on 1-4-2010 by StrangeBrew]

Damn, at the moment i got so happy that i didnt notice how absurd this post was or remember that it is April Fools day.*sigh* had to happen some time today. I got April Fooled. Thanks for the laugh and happy April Fools day, everyone!

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It's not a New York Times article...


Don't people read the threads?

If Obama really did resign, would Biden be any better ?

Ha Ha, good one, I have been scouring ATS today looking for the April Fools threads, very good, I wonder how many people fell for it before realising.

Happy April Fools Everyone.

"You never want a serious Aprils Fools joke to go waste"

Bastards, nice to know they have time to joke around like that.

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But is this a April fool's joke?

April 19 1775 transitioning to April 19 2010

hahaha, I just got done getting home from school early to play a joke on my gf and totally fell for this until I scrolled down. I hate you

I would call it to be April fools ... but damn it is a wonderful thought...

If this is true, which I doubt, its most probably Obama trying to gain the trust of ATS members efore april 19th.
People will agree and people wont

Divide and conquer

April Fool contributed reporting

They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love.

lol. great quote from the move shooter

Well for a moment there i was had big time
very good.
Now im gutted ha ha ha

sounds to me like obama has done enough damage for one man, thus stepping down. that away the next in line which is biden will take off where obama left off!

this is a very sad april fools joke either way!

SCARY HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL GO TO A LINK WITHOUT LOOKING AT WHERE THEY ARE BEING DIRECTED TO.

You could have linked them anywhere.

This is how viruses spread.

Look how many people, even those who recognized it was an April fools joke, still posted as though they thought it was really on the New York Times website and they were participating in an April fools joke.

I checked back cause I wanted to see how many fell for it, but I didn't expect those that didn't fall for it to think it came from NY Times.

You guys kill me.

Lol.

Has anyone been caught out by this?

Genius.

Originally posted by grey580

They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love.

lol. great quote from the move shooter

I still can't believe the number of people that buy the "Official Story" that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. That is not an April fools joke.

We (the United States) gave him Anthrax, he used Mustard gas against the Kurds, where did all that go? I'm glad you asked. It was escorted by the Russian Ambassador to Syria in a trucking convoy during the War. That is what Israel bombed in Syria. Again NOT an April fools joke.

I know it's off topic but it still amazes me and April fools is not really a topic, and yes I must be bored to be posting on this thread.

Bye.

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Of course this is a joke. Resigning his dedication to those constituents depending on him, abandoning and running from his position of responsibility over a little controversy...?

Who do you think he is...Sarah Palin?