American Sarcasm Society

reply to post by weedwhacker


So glad you came by with that information?

Magnanomosity, spoken like a true A.S.S.

I can't wait to tell the rest of the fellas and gals the news.

edit cuz I'm an idiot...

No second line needed...

[edit on 10-9-2009 by JaxonRoberts]

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


I will be eternally grateful for your splendiferous attention.

My insides squirm with joy at your endearing approval.

looks like the gang's all here...

oh - goody

[edit on 9/10/2009 by Spiramirabilis]

reply to post by Spiramirabilis



Fantastic, Spira's back!!!

*shouts off to the side* Who forgot to lock the damn door?!?!?!?

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


like you were invited

Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
reply to post by Spiramirabilis

 

Fantastic, Spira's back!!!

*shouts off to the side* Who forgot to lock the damn door?!?!?!?

She got that HAT of her's to fly in the window JR.
Close the doors on the balcony after you go out there, start waving at everyone and telling them your the Pope of A.S.S.

reply to post by Spiramirabilis


OK, this is not a sarcastic post. It sux we can't star these! That was a classic!

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


it's gonna be a long night...

:-)

reply to post by Spiramirabilis


You have absolutely have no idea how true that statement is... Cue the crickets....:shk:

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


who let you in Utopian?

at least my hat knows how to work the doors

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


Well, Pengy... We have decided that we should store all important documents and belongings in a hole in the floor of the basement, and we have appointed you to care for it, thus you are hereby know as 'The Utopian Penguin: Keeper of the A.S.S. Hole!!!'

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


I apologize Utopian...

my last reply - clearly not sarcastic - merely insulting

I'll try harder - promise

:-)

reply to post by Spiramirabilis


Don't say that ... that was very funny for you.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


begs to be asked - who let the dog out?

hello SD - I was so hoping you would join us

reply to post by Spiramirabilis


Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your presence.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


dammit dog

:-)

thinking.....

Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
reply to post by The Utopian Penguin

 

Well, Pengy... We have decided that we should store all important documents and belongings in a hole in the floor of the basement, and we have appointed you to care for it, thus you are hereby know as 'The Utopian Penguin: Keeper of the A.S.S. Hole!!!'

Thank you,I feel honored to be utilized in such a huge aspect of A.S.S.

I hope Spira will help me to learn the ropes as it were. I understand she spends quite allot of time going down there.

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

thinking.....

Terrific.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


OK - points awarded for subtlety and confusion

it's ultimately a good thing to see you have a useful skill