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posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 05:25 PM
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So glad you came by with that information?

Magnanomosity, spoken like a true A.S.S.

I can't wait to tell the rest of the fellas and gals the news.




posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 05:29 PM
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edit cuz I'm an idiot...

No second line needed...

[edit on 10-9-2009 by JaxonRoberts]



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 05:30 PM
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I will be eternally grateful for your splendiferous attention.

My insides squirm with joy at your endearing approval.



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 05:59 PM
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looks like the gang's all here...

oh - goody

[edit on 9/10/2009 by Spiramirabilis]



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 06:30 PM
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Fantastic, Spira's back!!!

*shouts off to the side* Who forgot to lock the damn door?!?!?!?



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 06:36 PM
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reply to post by JaxonRoberts
 


like you were invited



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
reply to post by Spiramirabilis
 



Fantastic, Spira's back!!!

*shouts off to the side* Who forgot to lock the damn door?!?!?!?


She got that HAT of her's to fly in the window JR.
Close the doors on the balcony after you go out there, start waving at everyone and telling them your the Pope of A.S.S.



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 06:42 PM
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OK, this is not a sarcastic post. It sux we can't star these! That was a classic!



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 06:51 PM
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reply to post by JaxonRoberts
 


it's gonna be a long night...

:-)



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 06:58 PM
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reply to post by Spiramirabilis
 


You have absolutely have no idea how true that statement is... Cue the crickets....:shk:



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 06:58 PM
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reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
 


who let you in Utopian?

at least my hat knows how to work the doors



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:04 PM
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Well, Pengy... We have decided that we should store all important documents and belongings in a hole in the floor of the basement, and we have appointed you to care for it, thus you are hereby know as 'The Utopian Penguin: Keeper of the A.S.S. Hole!!!'



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:12 PM
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reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
 


I apologize Utopian...

my last reply - clearly not sarcastic - merely insulting

I'll try harder - promise

:-)



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:18 PM
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reply to post by Spiramirabilis
 


Don't say that ... that was very funny for you.



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:23 PM
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reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


begs to be asked - who let the dog out?

hello SD - I was so hoping you would join us



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:27 PM
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reply to post by Spiramirabilis
 


Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your presence.



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:33 PM
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dammit dog

:-)

thinking.....



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:36 PM
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Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
 


Well, Pengy... We have decided that we should store all important documents and belongings in a hole in the floor of the basement, and we have appointed you to care for it, thus you are hereby know as 'The Utopian Penguin: Keeper of the A.S.S. Hole!!!'


Thank you,I feel honored to be utilized in such a huge aspect of A.S.S.

I hope Spira will help me to learn the ropes as it were. I understand she spends quite allot of time going down there.



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


thinking.....


Terrific.



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 07:43 PM
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OK - points awarded for subtlety and confusion

it's ultimately a good thing to see you have a useful skill



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