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posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 02:24 PM
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We at A.S.S. would like to extend our sincerest appeal for all those intrested in joining A.S.S. to stop by our headquarters in Lubbock, Texas for a meet and greet and let us show our appreciation with a big ole Texas Howdy do.

A friendlier bunch of people you won't find anywhere and our parties are such fun.

We know that all of you great folks out there are full of knowledge, good taste and and any input you have will be greatly appreciated.

Thank you ever so much for your attention!

Your Servant and CEO.

whaaa




posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 02:27 PM
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A.S.S. sucks ...

N.S.S.rules!



Edit: Actually what I meant to say is, oh yeah ... the ASS are just the greatest.


[edit on 7 Sep 2009 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 02:36 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by whaaa
 


A.S.S. sucks ...

N.S.S.rules!



Edit: Actually what I meant to say is, oh yeah ... the ASS are just the greatest.


[edit on 7 Sep 2009 by schrodingers dog]


Can we change that to the INTERNATION SARCASM SOCIETY.
really
I mean it !!!!

yeah I'm going to go to the meetings I may even say stuff too



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 02:39 PM
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Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin

yeah I'm going to go to the meetings I may even say stuff too


Oh sure, we'll change the name just to make you happy ...

Oh you're coming to the meetings?

We are all really looking forward to that.



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 02:44 PM
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OK I flagged this thread because it's such A new and innovative idea that I will spend the rest of my life fostering it.

~liquidates his assets,shaves his head,and starts designing fliers and information booklets~



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 02:56 PM
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Thank you all so much for your responses, they are duely noted an I can assure you each and everyone of them will be taken into consideration. It certainly is people like you that make this great nation what it is.

Peace and Love
whaaa

[edit on 7-9-2009 by whaaa]



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 08:47 AM
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Another glorious holiday has passed here in America and we return to our respective work places with renewed vigor and enthusiasm; Secure in the knowledge that a bright new day is dawning and Utopia is within our grasps.



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 09:01 AM
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Well, now that the my townhall meeting is over (big success mind you), I need something new to do. So, I will become an ASS.

Great idea changing starting your own group SD. I am sure that will work out well....... NSS



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Karlhungis

Great idea changing starting your own group SD. I am sure that will work out well....... NSS


Thanks Karl, your support means the world to me.



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 01:34 PM
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Hmmm, great idea....
Let me find a container for my joy.



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 01:40 PM
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I love this thread.



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 02:56 PM
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This is A.S.S-tastic!!!

t.as.t.i.c.:

---t.o as.similate t.he i.gnorant c.rowd.

No....ermmmm, not quite right. Let's see.....

Ah hah!

To assimilate the i.ndividual c.ohesively

Much better.

No...or, change the 'i' to "informed", and the 'c' to....."citizen".

There! THAT should do it!



[edit on 8 September 2009 by weedwhacker]



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:19 PM
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Gee whiz, finally someone with wit and intellect shows up. Where have you been ww.

I think I can speak for all assembled that your perspective on everything is so fresh and stimulating. Don't be a stranger



Thanks Again.

whaaa


[edit on 8-9-2009 by whaaa]



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:54 PM
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oh, sure...I'll flag your thread

(I did - does that cancel out the sarcasm?)



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 05:11 PM
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Thank you S. but I think you know me well enough by now to know that flag, stars, applause, points or any kind of rewards, mean absolutly nothing to me.

Satisfaction in knowing I have done a good job and perhaps brought some joy into the world, is all the motivation I need.



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 05:16 PM
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Thank you S. but I think you know me well enough by now to know that flag, stars, applause, points or any kind of rewards, mean absolutly nothing to me.


oh, yes, of course whaaa - everyone knows how humble you are

(wait - did you mean that?)

this is harder without emoticons



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 05:18 PM
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I'm sitting here and I'm literally about to explode into flames with the threat of sarcasm I am literally feeling is headed my way, so much so that my A.S.S. membership card that is literally in the mail, I am told, would be really useful right now to protect my ASS from the expected onslaught, as I could literally use it to cover my....well, not literally because it isn't large enough, but I hear it has enough information on it to help so you can literally detect the sarcasm before it gets close enough to literally cause the ignition of the fire.



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by whaaa
reply to post by weedwhacker
 


Gee whiz, finally someone with wit and intellect shows up.


Now that's funny.


You make the best posts whaa.



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 05:44 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by whaaa
reply to post by weedwhacker


Gee whiz, finally someone with wit and intellect shows up.


Now that's funny.


You make the best posts whaa.


MY GOD SD !!!

Your two line posts Speak volumes of your intellect and your smileys placement proudly brays of your wisdom.
There is no other man than can concur as you do. Alas !!!!

I say we must form A coalition to approach the Three Amigo's to alter the rules just so SD is not bound by the one line rule !!!!
Who is with me ?
He could describe the universe and all that is in it with nary a second line.!!!!
Why should such greatness be diluted by REQUIREMENTS!!!

[edit on 8-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 05:45 PM
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you're real good with words





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