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posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by JaxonRoberts



But I guess if we call ourselves a 'brotherhood' the womenfolk would get their panties in a wad and call us sexist...


I wouldn't worry too much about that JR.
They have there membership cards.
If they even notice that they forgot them "somewhere".

[edit on 9-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]




posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 06:13 PM
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If they even notice that they forgot them "somewhere".


oh, dude... :shk:

:-)

at least we're polite



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 06:26 PM
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Can you describe polite in great detail ?
I'm not sure if I follow you...




posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 06:41 PM
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nice save

real smooth...



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 07:08 PM
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Since one of the functions of our Society should be to provide a space for members to go off on a sarcastic tyrade when the threads are just too much to bear, here is my first such submission:

So, how about this Alex Jones thing??? First, the membership didn't think that 10 or 20 threads were enough, we needed to pop one out like a rabbit in heat, one a minute or more, just to keep the Mods a jumpin'!

Now today, he comes out and apologizes 'cuz they somehow forgot to add the disclaimer about it being a fictional interview!! Yeah, sure ya did!!!



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:13 PM
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:-)

I keep thinking, and thinking....

I think I'm plum outta snotty for this evening



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by JaxonRoberts
 

:-)
I keep thinking, and thinking....
I think I'm plum outta snotty for this evening


Why don't you get a good nights sleep Spira.
I hear you going on a long expedition to locate of A few dozen items you have misplaced ?

You have come up with a few dozen sublime thoughts today already
An average person would have been taxed by now.
Rest well Spira.

[edit on 9-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:31 PM
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Why don't you get a good nights sleep Spira. I hear you going on a long expedition to locate of A few dozen items you have misplaced ?


a few dozen?

that's optimistic

(consider that a gift)

nite all - I feel a wave of sweetness coming over me

(that was still sarcasm)

[edit on 9/9/2009 by Spiramirabilis]



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:34 PM
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Where is whaa?

I miss that guy.



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:38 PM
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oh, sure - now that I'm leaving

I'll really miss you SD

nite all



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:40 PM
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Please don't go?



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:42 PM
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You have come up with a few dozen sublime thoughts today already An average person would have been taxed by now. Rest well Spira.


sublime?

Utopian - we need to get you a new dictionary

:-)



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:45 PM
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I just don't know what that requires right now SD

:-)

perhaps if I eat something...

I'm sure you'll make more sense when my blood sugar evens out



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:51 PM
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Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
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You have come up with a few dozen sublime thoughts today already An average person would have been taxed by now. Rest well Spira.

sublime?
Utopian - we need to get you a new dictionary
:-)



In aesthetics, the sublime (from the Latin sublimis ([looking up from] under the lintel, high, lofty, elevated, exalted) is the quality of greatness or vast magnitude, whether physical, moral, intellectual, metaphysical, aesthetic, spiritual or artistic. The term especially refers to a greatness with which nothing else can be compared and which is beyond all possibility of calculation, measurement or imitation.


Spira The Great



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 08:55 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by Spiramirabilis
 


Please don't go?


Time is but a con game pussywillow.
It's just an act of fate that she leaves when you arrive.
She has reg-ailed me over and over about how she must leave as soon as you arrive due to the twist of fates you both endure.

Spira speaks often of how she must endure.

[edit on 9-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 09:05 PM
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hey!

I was chatting up internos in my guitar thread - about Italian food

OK, off topic in there

this is off topic here

edit so that I might act my age

nite all

[edit on 9/9/2009 by Spiramirabilis]



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 09:12 PM
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Yes, Jaxon, after a fast and furious episode of posting, a little A.S.S. can be a good thing. Personally, I find it difficult to tear myself away from some ATS threads, the ones that pop up post after thoughtful post, never ending, heroically hanging on, way past the point it should have died, but didn't. Such threads certainly attest to minds much more rational than mine, vexing me to no small degree, that I shall ever be just this side of sanity.



posted on Sep, 9 2009 @ 10:19 PM
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It's so hard to tear myself away from my great thread and all the clever post but this old cowboy has got to get some shut eye.

Adios amigos



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 01:55 PM
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Man, I think A.S.S. is fine! Had an argument over at N.S.S.

Some don't like A.S.S. --- say it stinks.

I defended A.S.S.

Because I'm so magnanimous.

When do I get my A.S.S. hat? Will it match my ATS ballcap?

My black ATS ballcap really sets off my eyes....[flutter]



posted on Sep, 10 2009 @ 05:24 PM
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My only regret after reading that post is that this isn't on ATS so that it could remain starless forever...




























Just kidding! Here...




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