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posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 01:46 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by weedwhacker
 


Your use of bb code to emphasize your point is outstanding and oh so necessary.

Thanks for doing that.


ditto




posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 01:46 PM
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I am A.S.S.hamed of you.
I am A.S.Stonished by your rudeness.



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 01:47 PM
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reply to post by seagrass
 


Puns ......................... great.



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 01:47 PM
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Has anyone heard from The Utopian Penguin today??? I am very concerned about his wellbeing. You see, they said on the news this morning that the short bus was ran off the road, and I know he hates wearing his helmet because it interferes with his ability to lick the _..



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 01:51 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by seagrass
 


Puns ......................... great.
Happy to add double entendre to your derriere club



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 02:10 PM
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and I know he hates wearing his helmet because it interferes with his ability to lick the _..




no sarcasm needed

oh, wait: real sweet - how you look after your friend



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 02:56 PM
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I understand your overwhelming desire to live vicariously through my actions but I have explained to you countless number of times that it is not I riding the bus. Although you have emulated me effectively,you seem confused as to the realization that I'm not the one engaged in that form of transportation. I would suggest that you start sitting in the seat next to the window more often and look out the _
That is not a real big car your in

[edit on 11-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 02:59 PM
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You're good with words.



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 03:09 PM
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Gee, Mister... You sure talk purty! How'd you learn all them long fancy wurds??? I am simply in awe of you eloquence!



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 03:13 PM
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Nsolence of office, and sweat under a weary life; for who would fardels bear the will, and make with the mind to say we end the unworthy takes
When he himself might his quietus make cowards of office.

The oppressor's wrong
The insolence doth makes us rather 'tis a consummation is sicklied o'er with and the slings and sweat under a weary life !!!!!

But that we know not of?
Thus contumely, the insolence of action.
To be, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and arrows of time, the spurns that mak



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 03:15 PM
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reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
 


very succinct

[edit on 9/11/2009 by Spiramirabilis]



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 03:17 PM
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real coherent Utopian



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 04:10 PM
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This post reminded me, S dog found this site that can translate any website into various dialects, including 'moron', which is why your post reminded me of it...

Anyway, this thread is 5 times funnier when translated into redneck... Not that it was funny to begin with....



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 04:12 PM
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You're so smart



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 05:08 PM
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Odd JR, it didn't work for me...

Are you sure you used the link ?

Maybe your just in your normal frame of mind,which is quite lucid at times.



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by zazzafrazz
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You're so smart


Zazzy darling good to see you.
Fragrant as ever I see.



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 05:15 PM
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I just will never be able to compete with, nor match, the incredible levels of eloquence being displayed here by everyone else.

What an outstandingly stunning group of intelligent posts, the likes of which I have never seen, and fear I shall not ever see again!



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 05:16 PM
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Your absence was missed.



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 05:16 PM
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I realize that all of this 'new fangled' technology is rather difficult for you, but maybe this will help... Left click your mouse here...



posted on Sep, 11 2009 @ 05:19 PM
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abscess? Abbess? I am forever glad to have you teach me new words...

(spelling is so important...)

I edit, therefore I am.....

[edit on 11 September 2009 by weedwhacker]





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