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Originally posted by Eurisko2012
reply to post by JaxonRoberts
Isn't Bill Maher the guy who complimented the 9/11 terrorists
for "getting the job done?"
If he doesn't like it here, he should move to Canada.
They will welcome him with open arms.
1. Was Saddam Hussein personally involved in 9/11? Calls for opinion
No evidence he was personally involved, so...
2. Should the Government be involved with Medicare? Calls for opinion
It is a Government program! DUH! You are starting to sound like one of 'them'...
Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
I just remembered a couple of shining examples of how smart, well educated people can be 'stupid'. Back in the early part of the space program, NASA discovered ballpoint pens did not work in space (DUH!). They spent $7,000,000 to devise a pen that did (who knows how much that would be in today's $$$). What did the Soviet Union do? TOOK PENCILS!
Whoever we are
Wherever were from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
Its gonna take a lot more
Than tryin to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near n far
Dumb all over,
Black n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Dont believe in the book
We got over here
You cant run a race
Without no feet
n pretty soon
There wont be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it wont blow up
n disappear
Itll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You cant run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
To arms! to arms!
Hooray! thats great
Two legs aint bad
Unless theres a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
(it gotta be that way!)
But their book says:
Revenge the crusades...
With whips n chains
n hand grenades...
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
There aint no other!
Our God says
Its all okay!
Our God says
This is the way!
It says in the book:
Burn n destroy...
n repent, n redeem
n revenge, n deploy
n rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
cause they dont go for whats in the book
n that makes em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
(cause he can really take care of business!)
And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
Its okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
cause if we dont do it,
We aint gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book youre using at the
Time...cant use theirs... it dont work
...its all lies...gotta use mine...)
Aint that right?
Thats what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we cant really be dumb
If were just following gods orders
Hey, lets get serious...
God knows what hes doin
He wrote this book here
An the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If were dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an maybe even a little ugly on the side)
If I weren't lazy I'd go out and pull up the charts, but I think its common knowledge at this point that Americans really are stupid, from an IQ/test scores/general world knowledge perspective.
Originally posted by Ignorance Denied
Originally posted by Kaytagg
6 out of 10 people don't believe evolution is real.
Yes, he's right.
Well if you believe evolution is real then your thickest idiot here.
Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
Your posts make me want to shoot myself in the head!
Originally posted by MrDesolate
Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
Your posts make me want to shoot myself in the head!
At least I have you aiming higher.
Originally posted by Voxel
1. Was Saddam Hussein personally involved in 9/11?
By virtue of his previous involvement with the CIA, he most certainly knew some of the people who orchestrated 911.
2. Should the Government be involved with Medicare?
No. Obviously, Freddie-Mae and Fanny-Life should run Medicare.
3. Name a branch of the Government.
What was the branch that makes all the laws called again? Oh, right - The Lobbying Branch.
4. What is the Bill of Rights?
A list of rights that our founding fathers had.
5. What country did America fight in the Revolutionary War?
Ourselves.
6. What was the central issue in the Supreme Court case Roe vs. Wade?
State's rights.
7. What does the Food & Drug Administration do?
Population control.
8. How many Senators do states have?
None. Today states just have two more congressmen.
...
11. Does the Sun rotate around the Earth?
Yes. It does NOT, however, revolve around the Earth.
Jon
Originally posted by Kaytagg
6 out of 10 people don't believe evolution is real.
Yes, he's right.
Originally posted by ModernAcademia
Maher once said if americans were smarter Ron Paul would win the election.
Sorry guys, he's was right on the ball on that one!
Sorry guys, he's was right on the ball on that one!
Originally posted by randyvs
big and bad like alan ladd.
really ! oh well just a saying anyway. i conceade the technicality.
Alan Ladd was 5'5