What Would You Say to an Alien?

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Move along, there is nothing to see here.


But seriously i would ask one of these two questions;

Can you eliminate greed?
Want to dance? Don't worry i can't neither

We knew you were coming.

We do not fear your presence, however, we do have reservations about your motives.

Trust is a two way journey.

We hope that our journey will be swift and sweet.

Here's one i submitted.

Do not contact the world leaders or goverments. Contact the people.

If its true and the word is with God IE communication than send whatever message would be most beneficial to our planets sentience

I stand here in peace, space brothers and sisters...now quit acting like God and show yourself!

[edit on 26-5-2009 by Elepheagle]

Peace be with you and also with all our races.

[edit on 26-5-2009 by angelworld]

If my belief is correct - we may not need to say or ask anything to the Aliens as they base their communication on telekinesis. They would know what you were going to say before you even get to say it.

Take me to your Orion slave girls.

Although on a more serious note... hmm I think its more a question of what sort of alien would I speak to. I sure as heck wouldnt even consider conversing with anything we believed to have ill intentions towards us.

or "Whats that behind you?!"

**Legs it in the opposite direction**

Edit:- might want to check your spelling there buddy

Originally posted by dhunter
If my belief is correct - we may not need to say or ask anything to the Aliens as they base their communication on telekinesis. They would know what you were going to say before you even get to say it.

I think you mean telepathy... the other isnt really the same in anyway shape or form, besides using the mind, id be damn worried if an alien communicated with telekinesis, it would leave quite a headache

[edit on 26-5-2009 by BigfootNZ]

Originally posted by BigfootNZ

I think you mean telepathy... the other isnt really the same in anyway shape or form, besides using the mind, id be damn worried if an alien communicated with telekinesis, it would leave quite a headache

[edit on 26-5-2009 by BigfootNZ]

Yes... I meant telepathy. Got my "tele"-communications all screwed up - my bad! lol
Thank you for the correction BigfootNZ.

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On a serious note, I like your suggestion.

Personally, all I could come up with was:

Do you taste like chicken? If so, do not come for both of our sakes!

Take me to your leader.

I would have to say since they are most likely not even operating within this dimensional plane of physics and more than likely not even on the same frequency than SETI is, my message would be music.

Just music. And perhaps the sounds of many different species here upon the earth.

Wow I am stunned, a great topic 3 pages long and growing and only 2 flags???? Very few stars? Come on people! Lets be more respectful to the OP!

Star and Flag the OP!!!

I would say, Hi cousin how have you been? You could call sometime you loser!!!

Seriously, I would have to start by telling them that my ovaries and such are off limits, my eggs are my eggs and there is absolutely no probing allowed!!

Since no one else has said it I will. "Live long and prosper!"

If it worked for the Vulcans, it's good enough for me.

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I would ask if it wanted to get sh*t faced with me. And if it had any hot sisters.


[edit on 27-5-2009 by Ben Niceknowinya]

"We recently have a major world crisis, our slave human specie are now on promotion up to 50% discount, so please come and buy, we appreciate it.
Thank you for your attention Mr/Ms Alien. This is not spam!"

or

"WARNING, our planet are now over quarantine because of the swine flu, all your reservation have been canceled, try contact via SETI for refunds, sorry for the inconvenient. Subscribe this for more news!"

you choose, i didn't decider yet.

"Ever eaten popcorn?"

i would definitely inform them that this is their 2nd warning that the warranty on their car is about to expire