I need info on becoming a werewolve, page 1
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reply posted on 8-1-2009 @ 09:52 AM by blupblup
reply to post by xmancool03



It's such a shame because I'm in the Uk...
If you were, i could have bitten you and helped you out.


If you ever plan a trip here.... look me up.

Or email me at , icanmakeyouawerewolf@cryptobeasts.com.

Hope that helps


reply posted on 8-1-2009 @ 09:53 AM by theflashor
lol come to england we have loads IL EVEN BITE YA!



reply posted on 8-1-2009 @ 10:22 AM by MrVertigo
reply to post by xmancool03



Alright, now this is usually top secret information, but since you ask so nicely I'll help you out. Just don't go spreading this around to all your little friends.

1: Find a wolf

2: Expose the wolf to radiation

3: Get bitten by the wolf

4: ????

5: Profit!!

[edit on 8-1-2009 by MrVertigo]


reply posted on 9-1-2009 @ 02:27 AM by stumason
Here you go............



Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Step1
Sleep on the ground in an open field on a Friday night when the moon is full. Many Europeans who lived several centuries ago approved of this method.

Step2
Drink water from a wolf's footprint. Two hundred years ago, Balkan natives thought this act would surely help you grow hair and fangs.

Step3
Satisfy your thirst in certain magical bodies of water, although the whereabouts of these are unknown. If you find that discouraging, drink wherever wolf packs drink.

Step4
Transform yourself by eating a wolf's brains. Just follow the easy instructions listed in the Wicked Witch's Cookbook (author unknown).

Step5
Find a French priest and have him put a hex on you. Many incorrigibles were purportedly disciplined in this way in the centuries prior to the 1800s.


Hopefully, once you have become one, the transformation process will trigger a reaction in your brain that will enable you to recognise full stops, comma's and other punctuation.

After all, what is the good of big fangs if you can't punctuate?
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