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reply posted on 9-1-2009 @ 03:55 AM by Revolution-2012
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Hey everyone.....

I need help finding the magical wizard of Oz, because I'm stuck on the golden brick road.


And the scarecrow guy is pissing me off....


reply posted on 9-1-2009 @ 06:52 AM by theflashor
reply to post by Revolution-2012





LOL wait untill you meet the Lion his a right pain in the ass


reply posted on 9-1-2009 @ 09:25 AM by debris765nju
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Hey Oreyeon, I thought i was the only one to have that photograph of Jesse Marcel and the alien in the window. I thought it was very interesting because the photographer claimed to have taken only eight photographs and this was not one of them. Do you recall where you found it? I have posted it in several places and i am just curious. I even send his son a copy of the photo, as i recall, he had not seen it before. anyway, it makes a great avatar. There is also a photo of Col. Easton taken outside that window, he had aliens also. The entire 509th bomb group were infiltrated by aliens.......thats what happens when idiots try to keep secrets. The aliens are the source of werewolves and bigfoot and other cryptids.



reply posted on 9-1-2009 @ 05:00 PM by Oreyeon
Originally posted by debris765nju
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post by Oreyeon



Hey Oreyeon, I thought i was the only one to have that photograph of Jesse Marcel and the alien in the window. I thought it was very interesting because the photographer claimed to have taken only eight photographs and this was not one of them. Do you recall where you found it? I have posted it in several places and i am just curious. I even send his son a copy of the photo, as i recall, he had not seen it before. anyway, it makes a great avatar. There is also a photo of Col. Easton taken outside that window, he had aliens also. The entire 509th bomb group were infiltrated by aliens.......thats what happens when idiots try to keep secrets. The aliens are the source of werewolves and bigfoot and other cryptids.


I made that avatar. It is one of my original artworks. I created the alien head in ZBrush 2, and then textured it and integrated it into the photo using photoshop. I even had it displayed once on Rense.com as their mainpage artwork. Took me 3 days to make it. And if no one believes me, I have the model and pics of the same head in different positions before I did the photoshop magic.


reply posted on 9-1-2009 @ 09:43 PM by ReptileInRays
reply to post by xmancool03



rofl sometimes there are wulfs in sheeps clothing

u never know who is next to u until u feel


reply posted on 11-1-2009 @ 04:10 PM by IronMan
reply to post by xul



Thanks xul, but it reminds me of a vacation I had with my friend,
Jack Goodman.
It was a cold afternoon in a small village in England, called East
Proctor and after our 'romp' on the Pennines, we agreed to call in
at a slightly run-down Inn called The Slaughtered Goat.

On entering we were relieved to find a roaring fire and a bar
to whet our whistles! The rain had started outside and we pondered
on whether we maybe able to rent a room.

Then Jack nudged me and whispered "look, what's that on the wall?"
It's a five-pointed star.

I hissed "Maybe the owners are from Texas!"
The Woman brought us some tea and Jack asked her "Remember
the Alamo?" The large barmaid clentched her face and muttered
"I beg your pardon?"
I put on my best smile and said politly "He was joking. Thank you".

The lady had seen better days, she placed her hands on her ample
hips and crowed "Joking? I remember The Alamo. I saw it once in
London, in Leicester Square".
A couple of farmers were playing chess and one, who looked
remarkably like the Games Teacher from Kes, said "She means in
the cinema, that film with John Wayne".

I looked at the floor and said "Oh, yes, of course". Jack was always
likeable and he threw the sentence "Right, with Laurence Harvey
and everybody died in it... It was very bloody".
The bald farmer snickered "Bloody awful if you ask me!"

Well I could go on, The bald farmer told a funnie and then we left.
Jack got killed by a beast that roamed the moors and apart from
a slight scratching to my face, I got off scott free!
Lucky really I suppose.

Anyway, that's my werewolf story, but needless to say, Ozzie went
on stage and did a great show... I almost remebered something else,
but it's gone now.


[edit on 11-1-2009 by IronMan]


reply posted on 11-1-2009 @ 04:41 PM by xstealth
This really works, and my source is ehow


Step1
Go on top of a hill where the full moon can shine upon you. Then at midnight, draw two circles on the ground: one 3 feet in diameter, surrounded by the second, which should be 7 feet in diameter.
Step2
Build a fire in the middle of the two circles and place a cauldron over it.
Step3
Add henbane, opium, hemlock, aconite, poplar leaves, soot and cooking oil to this steaming concoction.
Step4
If one or more of those magical ingredients can't be found at the grocery store, try mixing cowbane, sweet flag, cinquefoil, bat's blood and belladonna into the quagmire. Say a number of enigmatic incantations as the recipe boils.
Step5
Be creative, reciting things like, "Spirits of earthbound dead that glide with noiseless tread, be kind to me."
Step6
Remove your clothes and smear yourself from head to toe with the magic ointment. Make sure it's cooled.
Step7
Drape a wolf skin over your body, or maybe a wolf skin belt, three fingers wide. Kneel in the moonlight and come up with some more chants. Strike the ground with your head three times - and watch out for them silver bullets!


And remember, you can do anything you put your mind to!


reply posted on 13-1-2009 @ 03:57 PM by IronMan
The 'bite' idea may well be the way forward... and I've
heard that biting a Werewolf is also away to become 'pube-ridden'.

I knew a shaman, did I tell you that? well, he lived down near
a stream not far from my village. A strange chap... wore a robe
of black silk and in the right light, you could see straight through!

We came to know him as the Sphinx and I remember some of
his words of advice.
1. To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.
2. He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
3. You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.
4. When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head
off your foes with a balanced attack.
5. When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.
5b. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress
and played girl bunny?

6. Oh, this one's a good 'un, I was feeling a little down because I'd
just found out that my wife for 8 & 1/2 months had been seeing James
Woods while I was away running a Casino, what's the odds huh?
To boot... my car blew up.

Anyway, I'd been a little snappy with 'Shincter-Boy' and he awarded
me with: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to
master your rage...
I butted in and sneered "...your rage will become your master?
That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
He went to number 7.
7. We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

So if you go down to the woods, let's say today, and the light from the
Steel foundry is shining bright and Sphinx is in his robe...
YOU will be in for a BIG surprise.
Hope that helps.


[edit on 13-1-2009 by IronMan]
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