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posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 03:26 PM
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Star 4 U!

Guess so...

Hows' 'bout a few of us apply for a bank holding licence, run up some incredible debt, apply for sum TARP, buy some stock in our own company, float a memo to staff about how well financed we are and make more millions without anyone even noticing???

All aboard the ATS Bank Corp???

10K+ members...

For the price of a 40 oz'er...YOU...YES YOU can become a CFO/CIO/CEO/ect...!!!
...but wait ...theres more!!!

Great free Vacations!
Great free Jet Transportation!
Great free hookers/gigolos galore!
(Insert yer own vice here!!!)



[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 03:40 PM
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ATS Bank Corp? Who wants in?
www.abovetopsecret.com...

There...and that's da name of dat tune...



[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 03:58 PM
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I oficially just spewed cashews all over the keyboard.


Y'all are funnier than anything on TV...I'm going to see Cheech and Chong (dating myself) tomorrow night and am curious to see what their doobie-infused take on the financial climate and politics will be.

Are we seeing more fun next week (Where the HELL did this one GO?) or has the dead-rat bouncin' rally calmed the nerves and brains of the fodder for a while?

The "China 'Thang" is going to stress me out over the weekend...they're playing in the big-boy sandbox with them.

G20 is heating up to be a real horror show as well

Rift Deepens A. of Talks:

www.reuters.com...

Close those Swiss accounts people,they're gonna' start digging in the boxes!:

BERNE/VIENNA (Reuters) - Switzerland, Austria and Luxembourg offered to relax strict bank secrecy in some tax evasion cases on Friday in a response to a global crackdown on tax havens that is rattling the offshore banking industry.

Entire Story:
www.reuters.com...






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posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:02 PM
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I might of got booted...

if so sorry...have a nice life good luck!!!



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:04 PM
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That didn't take long to get moved.


New link (did we just become BTS bank Corp?): www.belowtopsecret.com...



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:05 PM
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???? I hope not!

Disturbing news from UK,can US be far behind?:

"UK ISPs will be required to hand over records of customers’ internet surfing habits, including IP addresses and times of use, to police and intelligence agencies from Sunday."

www.computing.co.uk...

Say it ain't so???


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posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:09 PM
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Geez...that scared da ba'jesus outta me!!!

(BTS?...yer as bad as me...I started with AST...LoL...OH...slow me...I got it now...below...)

I thought...BAM...





[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:10 PM
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I might of got booted...

This here GM's for decent folks, see?

'You in with the mob then, Hx?

(Which family - FR, Congress, WH?)



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:11 PM
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Can the BTS Bank Corp apply for bailout money to be used for site maintainance and improvements?

Huge Bonus if you are on the board.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:20 PM
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Star 4 U!

Well..spewin' brew woulda worked better, but, cashews go with beer as does pretzels so...




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:21 PM
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March 13 (Bloomberg) -- The Obama administration sought to ease Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao’s concern about the security of his country’s investments in U.S. government debt, reiterating pledges to cut the budget deficit in half in four years.

“There’s no safer investment in the world than in the United States,” White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said today.

In HALF mind you...No safer investment...

I think these people really need to stop talking.

Entire Story:
www.bloomberg.com...



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:21 PM
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...depends...if management gets CEO status...sure, but, 12 oz increments...don't want to overload the masses!!!




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:24 PM
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The Obama administration sought to ease Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao’s concern about the security of his country’s investments in U.S. government debt, reiterating pledges to cut the budget deficit in half in four years.

Finally. Confirmation the US is going to split up.


No wonder Ob's busy.



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:25 PM
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Sooo...what did Obama do?

...like ship IBM over or what?

Ohio?

How are we supposed to "ensure" this trust they're placing in us?




posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:26 PM
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Well...my first-born works for Homeland Security so I guess that's out?


Hx3: we could be dangerous as a tag-team!

Ohio...HAHAHA!

[edit on 13-3-2009 by irishchic]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:37 PM
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Star 4 U!!!! (would be more, but...)

I would of said Michigan, but, haven't got my BOB setup yet!!!

...and + hauling all those old shut down GM plants might take awhile...



[edit on 3/13/2009 by Hx3_1963]



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:40 PM
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HA!
If we send over GM,there might be a helluva' heap of vehicles going with?

www.reuters.com...



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:46 PM
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That part they'd probley be ok with...more natural resources to build bridges with...2 fer 1!!!



more "bang" fer the "owed" bucks!!!



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:46 PM
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Pleasant news for the weekend ride:

45% of world's wealth wiped out:

www.reuters.com...

Tiny Tim (as Hx3 calls him) speaks again:

U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner plans to unfreeze credit markets through a new program that will combine public and private capital in a fund that would buy bank toxic assets of up to $1 trillion.

"In all likelihood, that will have the private sector buy troubled assets to clean the banks out in terms of providing leverage ... so that we can get more money back into the banking system," Schwarzman said.

Now I'll REALLY be losing sleep! Public and Private capitol defined please?

Citi has gotten 45 freakin' billion dollars to date so let's all have a moment of silence in respect to the fact that they DON'T need any more!:

www.reuters.com...

"Citi and other banks are waiting for the U.S. government to announce a plan to absorb soured assets banks are holding on their balance sheet."

Ummmmm....I do believe a lot of us are waiting for this little plan as well?



posted on Mar, 13 2009 @ 04:50 PM
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Problem is...

The private money for this "program"...is loaned to them from the Gov...in other words OUR money is loaned, without our consent, to buy up yet more "assets"...

out right theft!!!





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