[edit on 27-8-2008 by citizen smith]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Amigos (the three), Dave:
Look!! The sun has just settled down!
Let the show begin!!!

Now you know... If these "Little Green Men" want volunteers for an ANAL PROBE... I nominate YOU!

"Johnny phone home"

Just waiting for the finger to light up

"now if you walk that way you'll reach the toilets, there you will find Gollum whos been living in the toilets since they ended the Lord of rings, from there Gollum will lead you through to Mordor where you will have to enter the dark castle of the dark king and fight various monsters. Once you defeat them all go up the stairs to the top of the tower and there you will find the room where Speilberg and peter jackson write these movie scripts. "

[edit on 28-8-2008 by southern_Guardian]

"I'm doing the elevator dance." "Elevator dance?" "Yeah, there's no steps to it."

Quick! Somebody get a cow for bait, I see a UFO!

Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is that Brett Farve in a JETS jersey??

[edit on 28-8-2008 by wolf241e]

3rd rate Porn director casually hides his rear-end in debut of 9 foot Reptilian talent.

photograghic evidence courtesy of Tito Ortiz, The Mountain Herald

Please point the camera that way while I'm farting... thanks!

Peanut wagon!!

”You wondered, but look... now you know!”


[edit on 29-8-2008 by IFeel]

i got one


"look its ben hur"

Sunglasses $15

Video Camera $100

Computer Equipment $1000

Knowing your "Alien Proof" will be debunked in minutes... PRICELESS

(LOL, ok this is for fans of "The fast show" only, lol...no one else will "get it", for sure )


LOOK!!!!!!!! It's the moooooooon!!!!!!!
THE MOON, THE MOON!!!! So bright, so bright ....but... a little dark, isn't it??
It's a little dark, dark like.....almost.... almost..........black?!?!

Yes, BLACK, BLACK, I shall...I shall need to get the black out!!!!
It's...It's black. BLACK!
Ohhhhhhh like the clouds of death that follow me into the forest of doom and hide in the wardrobe of darkness! ........BLACK, BLACK!!!!!!
Oh thy moone, you lock me in the cellar and feed me pins, where shall we sleep tonight Mother? In Father's grave?
My eyes!
.......My eyes are pies, and yours are lies, ALL LIES!, I am a fly, trapped in a bottle of SHADOWS! Bzzzzzz...
Oh, The gulls have plucked out my eyes!, What's for tea, Mother? Maggots on toast?, and They tap at my window with tiny poles!!!!!!!!