"Johnny says....everybody kneel!"

"Dave, LOOK. It's Lindsey Lohan AND SHE'S SOBER!!!"

"Look! We finally have proof!"

In the background there are MIB stating calmly

"Nothing to see here. Keep moving along."

Smell my finger.

Text Demonstration Time, lower your center of gravity before dropping your trousers over there

"INcomeing..."






And, with 500+ replys... this is a popularity contest...
No member is going to go thru all these pages...
The winner most likely will come from the 1st page...

What a DUMB way to judge...

You know... That Melia from Orion is a real "Goddess". Take a look for yourself... She's standing right next to you!

Ahem, since I was there, I can tell you exactly what this is all about..



(Johnny speaking to the entire Investigative Team)

See how BigFoot crouches down in agony while holding onto the tree?

(Johnny, demonstrates the same action by crouching down and holding onto the tripod for a visual reference)

Well, thats exactly how I felt last night after eating Dave's dinner of BUSH BEANS...

WTF was that?
No Realy WTF was that?

Johnny and a scaled down five-alive watch an amazing sunset as a flock of geese make their way south for the winter.

"I don't really care if you feel awkward you ninny... if you want the part - put on the rabbit suit and stand right there!!"

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"Here, smell my finger.... come on... just smell it."

-Euclid

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Johnny has just seen something amazing and is pointing to it.



Ok Mr Camera, you make with the picture while I stick this in the Site Owner's belly button.

"BOOBIES!!!!"

A rare flock of squat kneed keg bellied pointing ijits were found roaming the woods today in California. Amazingly this rare specimen commented on how he felt about the sighting...

"Me want Camera... You Give Camera? Gimme the F'n Camera... Me take camera..."

Last one:




" I don't know what was in those brownies; but lady, your sweater feels awesome"

There's no need to Fear UNDERDOG is HERE!!!!!!

"It's definateley a UFO..........someone check i'm shaking this camcorder enough!"

Johny spots a couple of flying balls during the filming of ET - The Extra Testicle.

I swear to God... If you guys give me another wedgie while I'm bending over!!!!!!